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Waec Question 2012 by Nobody: 5:54pm On Mar 29, 2012
I need to knw d ans to these questionz
*lets see how smart u rwink

(1): Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Banky W's head (take ♊=3.14)"

(2): Who is D'Prince (A) Wrapper (B) Business Man (c) Comedian (d) Jonzer

(3): Calculate M.I's Height usin pi as 3.14

(4): Wande Coal's complexion is ? A) Dark B) Coal Tar C) Goodnight D) All of the above.

(5): If Nokia is connecting people then what is blackberry doing (a) stressing people (B)annoying people, (c) extorting people, (d) destroying people.

(6): If Ur X-Boyfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The GloWINBIG Promo 2 Days After U Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X!

(7): If Torres scored two goals last october and scored two in march, when next will he score?

(cool: What is blackberry in Yoruba?

(9): If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?

(10): Which university has d highest no of babes dat travel to dubai for 2weeks and return wif british accent?

(11): What genre of music do mosquitoes sing? (A)Fuji (B) Juju (C) Hip-Hop (D) Reggae?

(12): How many Virgins do we have left in Nigeria?

13) Wat's d past participle of broken?
Re: Waec Question 2012 by Joeblis(m): 9:22pm On Mar 29, 2012
embarassed undecidedvicky the rapper..d joke just they like song.am not beafing u o,just said ma mind shekina!
Re: Waec Question 2012 by folahann(m): 9:58pm On Apr 04, 2012
really funny!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Re: Waec Question 2012 by realsammie(m): 10:48pm On Apr 04, 2012
still searchin.....
Re: Waec Question 2012 by mikuz(m): 12:17am On Apr 05, 2012
Vicky i like the joke!
Re: Waec Question 2012 by swtchicgurl: 8:12am On Apr 05, 2012
mikuz: Vicky i like the joke!

who cares? fooool!
Re: Waec Question 2012 by Ruqaya(f): 10:31am On Apr 05, 2012
I can't laugh
Re: Waec Question 2012 by dani1luv: 12:58pm On Apr 05, 2012
~vicky~:
I need to knw d ans to these questionz
*lets see how smart u rwink

(1): Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter of Banky W's head (take ♊=3.14)"

(2): Who is D'Prince (A) Wrapper (B) Business Man (c) Comedian (d) Jonzer

(3): Calculate M.I's Height usin pi as 3.14

(4): Wande Coal's complexion is ? A) Dark B) Coal Tar C) Goodnight D) All of the above.

(5): If Nokia is connecting people then what is blackberry doing (a) stressing people (B)annoying people, (c) extorting people, (d) destroying people.

(6): If Ur X-Boyfriend Wins N100Million Naira In The GloWINBIG Promo 2 Days After U Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X!

(7): If Torres scored two goals last october and scored two in march, when next will he score?

(cool: What is blackberry in Yoruba?

(9): If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?

(10): Which university has d highest no of babes dat travel to dubai for 2weeks and return wif british accent?

(11): What genre of music do mosquitoes sing? (A)Fuji (B) Juju (C) Hip-Hop (D) Reggae?

(12): How many Virgins do we have left in Nigeria?

13) Wat's d past participle of broken?
1 33.2m2
2 A
3 1.00cm3
4 D
5 C
6 I dont have a boyfriend am not GaY!! grin
7 When he joins enyimba FC grin
8 Duduosan grin grin
9 ashawo grin
10 Unifacebook
11 B
12 me
13 brake grin grin grin

where is my result?? grin grin
Re: Waec Question 2012 by Nobody: 1:42pm On Apr 05, 2012
dani1luv:
1 33.2m2
2 A
3 1.00cm3
4 D
5 C
6 I dont have a boyfriend am not GaY!! grin
7 When he joins enyimba FC grin
8 Duduosan grin grin
9 ashawo grin
10 Unifacebook
11 B
12 me
13 brake grin grin grin

where is my result?? grin grin

ur result is 30/60

remarks: try harder u can do better cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Waec Question 2012 by Buggiano(m): 6:22pm On Apr 12, 2012
Mad man, fool
Re: Waec Question 2012 by sats: 11:01am On Apr 14, 2012
and this is suppose 2 b funny
Re: Waec Question 2012 by Nobody: 6:21pm On May 31, 2019
Outstandingly thought out! Mmh wondering if this comment will hit the generateor as well... shocked

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