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Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by Nobody: 10:52pm On Mar 31, 2012 |
WEALTH is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK just to pick up a dress..(Money speaking) TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of quarter guard in a barracks.. (you may not live well enough to tell the story) FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet.. (Abegiiii) IRONY is having the Chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sports.. (you go fear naa) STUPIDITY is having six cars while living in a rented apartment.. (Lagos mumu) WISDOM is dating your landlord's daughter.. (Over kaku) FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000.. (abegiii! Why not wait for the pirated copy joor) LOVE is buying suya for your girlfriend and eating only the onions.. (that is true Calabar love) STINGINESS is when you finish reading this and you don't copy and paste and send to your contacts...............make dem follow u laugh: |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by mkmyers45(m): 11:11pm On Mar 31, 2012 |
stale but ok |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by DAVE5(m): 11:40pm On Mar 31, 2012 |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by azpekuliar: 2:32am On Apr 01, 2012 |
****dozed off**** |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by ekeroyal(m): 5:35am On Apr 01, 2012 |
OK! ANythinG eLSe? |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by bright007(f): 5:41am On Apr 01, 2012 |
Where is d joke? |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by Nobody: 5:50am On Apr 01, 2012 |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by Nobody: 5:53am On Apr 01, 2012 |
bright007: Where is d joke?its hidden inside ur kpekus. But unfortunately ur kpekus has been sawed off, so we cant see d joke then. |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by Nobody: 6:00am On Apr 01, 2012 |
ekeroyal:Yes! there's something else: *pours grinded pepper on his bumbum, then gives him 24lashes of my horsewhip.....* |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by Nobody: 6:06am On Apr 01, 2012 |
azpekuliar: ****dozed off****u'd better wake up b4 i do to u what i did to ekeroyal! mtcheww |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by bright007(f): 7:08am On Apr 01, 2012 |
booqee: its hidden inside ur kpekus. But unfortunately ur kpekus has been sawed off, so we cant see d joke then.U are just too boring and dry. Make me laaaaffffff. |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by ekeroyal(m): 10:26am On Apr 01, 2012 |
booqee: Yes! there's something else: emi? Anyways you're looking for disaster. Better change the pepper to ointment and change the horsewhip to massage ASAP!! OR........... |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by Ruqaya(f): 12:46pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
Nice one booqee |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by Nobody: 1:02pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
^^thank u jare better person! |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by Nobody: 1:05pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
ekeroyal:okay! i'll do dat next year |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by bunmioguns(m): 1:09pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
. . This one got me laffing. . .nice one |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by Nobody: 1:14pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
bright007:stop copppyyyyiiing me!!! Can't u use ur own words ni? U nor fit use ur brain? abi pap has clogged ur own brain?? |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by mikuz(m): 2:18pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
*gives Booqee a long kiss* |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by skales(m): 2:28pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
Booqee I've never heard anything meaningful or remotely funny from u before since u joined nairaland Change style or shift to romance or sexuality section ..... Cuz looking at your straight in the eye, you're sexually active. *i mean dis in a nice way* |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by Nobody: 10:57pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
*ignores d pri ck and secret admirer above me* @bunmioguns. Thanks jare eyan mi! mikuz: *gives Booqee a long kiss*if swtchicgurl catch us nko? :-/ |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by Nobody: 11:05pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
skales: Booqeesince u came back from ban, ur use of English has gone from worse to worst! If u no fit speak English, type in yoruba nah..... Nobody will crucify you...i swear! |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by kombats: 11:24pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
u toooooo boooooring i swear see ur beans face wey dey write joke gosh abeg who give u access to internet u no see ur mate wey u go follow dey go play wit sand Seun u need to stop people like dis frm entering Nl |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by Nobody: 7:37am On Apr 02, 2012 |
kombats: u toooooo boooooring i swear see ur beans face wey dey write joke gosh abeg who give u access to internet u no see ur mate wey u go follow dey go play wit sand#thinking..... Where do i know dis crackhead from?? Hey, u don't look familiar.....so where do u know me from been a celeb nor be small tin oh..... Hey if u're using style to beg for money, ask more politely, it shall be given unto u! fooolish id iotic arssehole......! |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by kombats: 8:36am On Apr 02, 2012 |
na talk b dat who dash u celeb |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by kombats: 8:40am On Apr 02, 2012 |
4 ur monkey mind u don dey feel like celeb u b waist of human resource jor |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by dani1luv: 9:19am On Apr 02, 2012 |
OK |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by Nobody: 9:23am On Apr 02, 2012 |
nice 1 Booqee |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by joerux60: 9:44am On Apr 02, 2012 |
intresting definitions you have got there |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by Nobody: 10:08am On Apr 02, 2012 |
Thanks joerux and vicky! Dani what is 'ok'?? |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by dani1luv: 10:12am On Apr 02, 2012 |
booqee: Thanks joerux and vicky!I have accepted your proposal. . thats why I said ok |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by Nobody: 10:21am On Apr 02, 2012 |
Ok, u mean the proposal for u to become my houseboy?? Ok, dats right. Dats good. When will u resume for ur job?? |
Re: Words Ąйd̶̲̥̅̊ Their Meaning......lol! by mikuz(m): 1:28pm On Apr 02, 2012 |
booqee: Ok, u mean the proposal for u to become my houseboy?? Ok, dats right. Dats good. When will u resume for ur job??in whose house? Yours? Dani go just give you 9 months in no time if im not called to supervise! |
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