Clinton died and went to heaven; or to be more
accurate, the pearly gates. After knocking at the
gates, Saint Peter appeared. "Who goes there?"
asked Saint Peter. "'Tis I, your Lordship,
President Bill Clinton." "And what do you want?"
asked Saint Peter. "Lemme in," replied Clinton,
"Soooo," pondered Saint Peter. "What bad things
did you do on earth?"

Clinton thought a while and answered, "Well, I
smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that
against me because I didn't inhale. I guess
I had extramarital sex, but you shouldn't hold
that against me because I didn't really have
sexual relations. And I lied, but I didn't
commit perjury."

After several moments of deliberation, Saint
Peter replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send
you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't
call it 'Hell'. You'll be there for an indefinite
period, but we won't call it 'eternity'. And
don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just don't
hold your breath for it to freeze.

This is funny.
Nice joke dm

Hehehe. Poor him.

Hehehe. Poor him.