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All I Want Is A Beer by ennyluv6(f): 12:25pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
A man was out of town on business. While sitting around his hotel he became bored. So he thought to himself, "Hmm, a beer would be really nice right now." So he began to wander the streets of the unfamiliar city, looking for a bar. And, after a few minutes he came across one. He casually went inside and took a seat at the bar. The bartender walks up and asks the man what he is drinking. Anxiously, the man says, "Bud Light please." The bartender then asked what the name of his penis was. The man looked at him with confusion and said, "What are you talking about? All I want is a Bud Light and, besides, I have no name for my penis." The bartender, calming the man, said, "Look around, all you see is men. That is because this is a gay bar. And the tradition is, when you order a drink, you state the name of your penis. Then I'll serve you a drink." The man, really thirsty for a beer, now says, "Fine. Give me couple of minutes to think, and I'll order when I come up with something." So he is thinking about it for a couple of minutes and still can't come up with anything. So he decides to ask the guy next to him for an idea. The man states, in a feminine voice, "Well I call mine Timex, because it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin." The man quickly turns away and asks another man to his right. That man states in a deep, gruff voice, "I call my Ford, because it is built ram tough. Have you driven a Ford lately?" Again, the man quickly turns away. Then, suddenly he says, "Bartender, come here, I am ready to order." The bartender says, "What'll ya have?" The man says, "A Bud Light please." The bartender asks, "What is the name of your penis?" The man responds, "Secret, strong enough for a man but made for a woman." |
Re: All I Want Is A Beer by biggerboy(m): 12:30pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
Stupid! very stupid!! |
Re: All I Want Is A Beer by Carlosein(m): 12:34pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
and why if i may ask is it stupid |
Re: All I Want Is A Beer by sammy6(m): 12:59pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
Very stupid if i must add |
Re: All I Want Is A Beer by Carlosein(m): 1:17pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
since you have added, i think you should follow your own maxim "Never use both feet to test the depth of the sea" |
Re: All I Want Is A Beer by Migines(m): 1:22pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
Ha hn. Why u calling d joke stupid? Datts unfair can't u see the joke is just dumb? |
Re: All I Want Is A Beer by zimba315(m): 2:35pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
some how interesting but not that funny |
Re: All I Want Is A Beer by clemcykul(f): 5:16pm On Nov 02, 2007 |
da joke needs some polishing for sure |
Re: All I Want Is A Beer by adekennis(m): 4:30pm On Nov 06, 2007 |
yeye,wowo joke i guess i miss road |
Re: All I Want Is A Beer by kronkykay(m): 5:22pm On Nov 06, 2007 |
am shocked at everybody's responses. haba! make una let the girl be herself. afterall freezy is not complaining. the joke was for him and he alone should enjoy it. chikena! |
Re: All I Want Is A Beer by robby1(m): 10:10pm On Nov 06, 2007 |
ıf u dont get the punchlıne of a joke, dont conclude ıts stupıd |
Re: All I Want Is A Beer by ituen(m): 3:06pm On Nov 07, 2007 |
r_o_b_b_y: I agree with u brother. we shld spend time to understan her jokes instead of critisizin her |
Re: All I Want Is A Beer by ennyluv6(f): 6:13pm On Nov 08, 2007 |
thanks for tht. ituen (a friend is a friend indeed) |
Re: All I Want Is A Beer by clemcykul(f): 3:47pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
ennyluv? do u really have any love if u have contact me via this no 080419-419 |
Re: All I Want Is A Beer by ennyluv6(f): 5:31pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
clemcykul: U WAN MAKE I TALK? IS IT because I NO GREE FOR YOU. (I'VE AGREED NOT TO LET THE HOUSE KNOW ABOUT IT BUT SINCE U MENTIONED IT, I'LL VOICE OUT) |
Re: All I Want Is A Beer by Migines(m): 12:39am On Nov 10, 2007 |
What?? |
Re: All I Want Is A Beer by clemcykul(f): 2:05pm On Nov 10, 2007 |
@ennie pls dont expose me |
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