At school, a boy was told by a classmate that
most adults are hiding at least one dark secret,
and that this makes it very easy to blackmail
them by saying, "I know the whole truth".

The boy decides to go home and try it out. He
goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he
says, "I know the whole truth." His mother
quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell
your father."

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to
get home from work, and greets him with, "I know
the whole truth." The father promptly hands him
$40 and says, "Please don't say aword to your
mother."

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the
next day, when he sees the mailman at his front
door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the
whole truth." The mailman drops the mail, opens
his arms, and says, "Then come give your FATHER
a big hug."

oooh i've heard this one before pretty funny , _{come to daddy} LMAO

I'm in trouble, looks like I have inhaled a laughing gas.

spikelord:

I'm in trouble, looks like I have inhaled a laughing gas.

Sorry man.

lmao

:d :d :d

that "is" the BOMB 

micklplus:

that is the BOMB

That is the 'Bullet'

Don't get me wrong. It's a funny joke.

damn!! Em, I was just kidding
*Don't tell no one!*
I don't know the truth but I think I am Tope_Teadr's Father.
Tope My Son, come to my arms!!!

adjain:

damn!! Em, I was just kidding
[b]*Don't tell no one!*[/b]I don't know the truth but I think I am Tope_Teadr's Father.
Tope My Son, come to my arms!!!

U can be sure I'll tell cos I know the whole truth

Aiphie:

You can be sure I'll tell because I know the whole truth

and i also know the truth Aiphie, bribe me or i spit it out

@adjain i know the truth you are my dad but i punish you when i was in school. Imagine when i was in ss3 my dad adjain was in jss1. I beat him at home also.

mdsocks:

and i also know the truth Aiphie, bribe me or i spit it out

Ah! pls mdsucks, don't spill the beans. Don't tell Aiphie i'm seeing your girl, she'd be wrecked.

Plsssssssssssssss! how much do you want?

Whaaaaaaaaatttttttttt

iwajay:

Ah! please mdsucks, don't spill the beans. Don't tell Aiphie i'm seeing your girl, she'd be wrecked.

Plsssssssssssssss! how much do you want?

you can't pay me only Aiphie can do that  8

Don't tell Aiphie i'm seeing your girl, she'd be wrecked.

don't understand that,

@mdsocks
Shuooo na we we now pls don't spit it out just swallow it OK?

@Iwajay
U cudn't keep it secret, I heard that.

@Teddy
Can u imagine that?

Aiphie:

@mdsocks
Shuooo na we we now please don't spit it out just swallow it OK?

ok, i won't talk
but remember i know the whole truth

Aiphie, you're keeping secrets from me? what does mdsucks know?

You know i've been faithful all the way.

@aiphine imagine what.

iwajay:

Aiphie, you're keeping secrets from me? what does mdsucks know?

You know i've been faithful all the way.

what do you wanna know?
It's a can of worms

Thank god. FInally, someone who can actually tell a joke!

Naijagurly:

Thank god. FInally, someone who can actually tell a joke!

dudes have instil it into you that you can't tell a good joke
try hadder next time lol

*looks behind her* I am sure you are not talking to me

Naijagurly:

*looks behind her* I am sure you are not talking to me

what makes you think so.

Teddy be careful u know Naijagurly knows the whole truth.

You didn't tell me she knows it.

Teadrrr pls dont start playing dumb of course u know dat i know u hardly wear pants

Clem i'm so F*ck'n angry with you. tot you told me i was your only student? how come you know that tdear guy does not wear pants?

I don't wear pants i wear boxers when i come for lectures. You know because of ere*tion