An asthmatic woman in her mid '50s' had an asthmatic attack
and was rushed to the
hospital.
She fell into coma and was opportuned to see God. She asked God whether her time
was up but God replied that she
had 40yrs, 10 months,
4weeks & three days to live. When she
came out of coma, she
decided to go for a cosmetic surgery
in order to enjoy the many years she still had to live. She had a
face lift, tummy tuck, lip sunction and so on.
Three days later she left the hospital.as she was crossing an
express near her house she was hit by a trailer & she
died. On getting to heaven she asked God why he had to let her die when her time wasn't up yet. God told her it was because He couldn't recognise her anymore,

ok

take this:

Question: Why is a room full of married people empty?
Answer: There isn't a single person in it.

more to come. . . ..

Booqee n Swtchic. .
na wa ooo

Son - I want a baby brother .
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes bak we will talk over it .
Son - why dont u give him a surprise ?

These two girls eeeee!!!!! Only God knows what is wrong with you people........

really?

Nice jokes 4rm (iyaale and iyawo)
hmmmnn, i mean two fwends

angelz: really?

yes really.....!

IyabaSarah sorry bookwe













welldone!

DONkollione: IyabaSarah sorry bookwe
welldone!

Babyeee mi, y u dey wicked Bado na?

Idowuogbo:
Babyeee mi, y u dey wicked Bado na?

Wicked? ? ?

we stillz be onez now!

MOGUL.O:
These two girls eeeee!!!!! Only God knows what is wrong with you people........

mcnepow: Booqee n Swtchic. .
na wa ooo

Ruqaya: Nice jokes 4rm (iyaale and iyawo)
hmmmnn, i mean two fwends

mcnepow: Booqee n Swtchic. .
na wa ooo

come oh! Whats you guys beef with me and switchicgurl?! Huh??

mstcheew!

DONkollione: IyabaSarah sorry bookwe













welldone!

nutty boi!

booqee: come oh! Whats you guys beef with me and switchicgurl?! Huh??

I aint beefing u sisi
For the records, SwtChic is My Love

DONkollione:

Wicked? ? ?

we stillz be onez now!

U jaw my side na

Idowuogbo:
U jaw my side na

dem dun ban you for romance. .you come dey come here
thought you where boning this side??

booqee: nutty boi!

basira this joke's dry!!

dani1luv:
dem dun ban you for romance. .you come dey come here
thought you where boning this side??

Oloshiiiiii

Werey ni Iya yin mukaila na

joerux60: Son - I want a baby brother .
Mom - your dad is overseas. When he comes bak we will talk over it .
Son - why dont u give him a surprise ?

swtchicgurl: ok

take this:

Question: Why is a room full of married people empty?
Answer: There isn't a single person in it.

more to come. . . ..

now dis is kool and funny too.....

dani1luv: mstcheew!

mtchewwwwww!!!!!

Idowuogbo:
Oloshiiiiii

Werey ni Iya yin mukaila na

I see am nah
come offtopci nah. .

booqee: now dis is kool and funny too..... mtchewwwwww!!!!!

Do you agree?? you are a foolish girl!!

dani1luv:
dem dun ban you for romance. .you come dey come here
thought you where boning this side??

SHEY U NOR GO LEAVE MY KELE 4 ME ni? i go vex 4 u oo



i d o w u .. err.. duty calls u know but we stillz be one now. u and i .. shey u miss me noni?

DONkollione:

SHEY U NOR GO LEAVE MY KELE 4 ME ni? i go vex 4 u oo



i d o w u .. err.. duty calls u know but we stillz be one now. u and i .. shey u miss me noni?

moh we reach offtopic abeg!!

see derailing of thread!
e nor get part two

dani1luv:
basira this joke's dry!!

kamorudeen is it by force to comment?!
Why dyu loff me so much?? mtcheww

Donkollione and idowu i suppose to woz two of u 2slaps each for derailing my thread!

@mcnepow, i think say u and switchicgurl don break up ni....

booqee: Donkollione and idowu i suppose to woz two of u 2slaps each for derailing my thread!

@mcnepow, i think say u and switchicgurl don break up ni....

ehen nah. . .nah my boxerz she dey reside now

booqee: kamorudeen is it by force to comment?!
Why dyu loff me so much?? mtcheww

sharrap and paste more jokes

nice 1 0

Cool jokes

@mcnepow, i think say u and switchicgurl don break up ni....

Break go wia?
stop wishing me bad ooo

dani1luv:
ehen nah. . .nah my boxerz she dey reside now

I wonder what shes doin in yo dirty boxers