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HAHAHAHAAAHA. Funny 9ja Men..laf OUT LOUD. by Qualitygoddy(m): 12:34pm On Apr 16, 2012
grin.4 9jarian men(an igbo,hausa,tiv an yoruba) were in a ship head to paris,there was a heavy storm nd d ship wrecked.Dey al found demselves on an unknwn island.Dey were captured by d canibals there,who took dem there king. .D king asked dem 2 b killed bt d chief priest beg dat a test shld b conducted after which dos dt fail wil b killed..So d king asked d men 2 go into d forest nd bring 5 fruits of d same specie..D Igbo man came bk wit 5 oranges,d king asked him 2 swalow dem 1 by 1,he swallowd 2 nd cudn't contue,so he was killed,d hausa man came bk with 5 mangoes,he was aske d 2 do d same.He swallowed 3 nd cudn't continue,he was killed,d Tiv man retrnd wif 5 tiny grapes,he was asked 2 swallow dem he swallowed d 1st,2nd,3rd,4th nd was abt 2 swallow d 5th whn he busted out lafin loud,he lafed so hard nd out of contrl.D king got angry nd killed him also,his spirit met wit doz of d igbo nd hausa man,dey both called him fool nd asked him y he strted lafing nd y he faild 2 swalow d lst grape,he responded."hahaha.,..As I was abt 2 swalow dat lst grape,I saw d yoruba man coming with 5 big big water melons"..Hahagaha hw wil he swalow it? grin.4 9jarian men(an igbo,hausa,tiv an yoruba) were in a ship head to paris,there was a heavy storm nd d ship wrecked.Dey al found demselves on an unknwn island.Dey were captured by d canibals there,who took dem there king. .D king asked dem 2 b killed bt d chief priest beg dat a test shld b conducted after which dos dt fail wil b killed..So d king asked d men 2 go into d forest nd bring 5 fruits of d same specie..D Igbo man came bk wit 5 oranges,d king asked him 2 swalow dem 1 by 1,he swallowd 2 nd cudn't contue,so he was killed,d hausa man came bk with 5 mangoes,he was aske d 2 do d same.He swallowed 3 nd cudn't continue,he was killed,d Tiv man retrnd wif 5 tiny grapes,he was asked 2 swallow dem he swallowed d 1st,2nd,3rd,4th nd was abt 2 swallow d 5th whn he busted out lafin loud,he lafed so hard nd out of contrl.D king got angry nd killed him also,his spirit met wit doz of d igbo nd hausa man,dey both called him fool nd asked him y he strted lafing nd y he faild 2 swalow d lst grape,he responded."hahaha.,..As I was abt 2 swalow dat lst grape,I saw d yoruba man coming with 5 big big water melons"..Hahagaha hw wil he swalow it? grin.4 9jarian men(an igbo,hausa,tiv an yoruba) were in a ship head to paris,there was a heavy storm nd d ship wrecked.Dey al found demselves on an unknwn island.Dey were captured by d canibals there,who took dem there king. .D king asked dem 2 b killed bt d chief priest beg dat a test shld b conducted after which dos dt fail wil b killed..So d king asked d men 2 go into d forest nd bring 5 fruits of d same specie..D Igbo man came bk wit 5 oranges,d king asked him 2 swalow dem 1 by 1,he swallowd 2 nd cudn't contue,so he was killed,d hausa man came bk with 5 mangoes,he was aske d 2 do d same.He swallowed 3 nd cudn't continue,he was killed,d Tiv man retrnd wif 5 tiny grapes,he was asked 2 swallow dem he swallowed d 1st,2nd,3rd,4th nd was abt 2 swallow d 5th whn he busted out lafin loud,he lafed so hard nd out of contrl.D king got angry nd killed him also,his spirit met wit doz of d igbo nd hausa man,dey both called him fool nd asked him y he strted lafing nd y he faild 2 swalow d lst grape,he responded."hahaha.,..As I was abt 2 swalow dat lst grape,I saw d yoruba man coming with 5 big big water melons"..Hahagaha hw wil he swalow it?

Re: HAHAHAHAAAHA. Funny 9ja Men..laf OUT LOUD. by Sijo01(f): 1:02pm On Apr 16, 2012
Lol. Funny but y d triplicate?
Re: HAHAHAHAAAHA. Funny 9ja Men..laf OUT LOUD. by Qualitygoddy(m): 3:10am On Apr 17, 2012
U read one nd leave d rest since its triplicated...Its error.Am faliable u knw
Re: HAHAHAHAAAHA. Funny 9ja Men..laf OUT LOUD. by cheche2(m): 7:25pm On Apr 22, 2012
angry angryWhere is the joke ? angryWhere is the joke ?
Re: HAHAHAHAAAHA. Funny 9ja Men..laf OUT LOUD. by Qualitygoddy(m): 9:40am On Apr 23, 2012
tongue...U dull nah..U no supos se am
Re: HAHAHAHAAAHA. Funny 9ja Men..laf OUT LOUD. by Ruqaya(f): 4:41pm On Apr 23, 2012
Copy and paste
funny
more grease to ur photocopy machine
i shouldn't laugh because i'm not a man and dis is dedicated 2 nigerian men.
Re: HAHAHAHAAAHA. Funny 9ja Men..laf OUT LOUD. by aboyaji(m): 1:13pm On Apr 25, 2012
verrrrrry funny.

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