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Atm Response To Withdrawal by crownfits: 12:32pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
WITHDRAWAL FROM ATM (U'd enjoy this if u understand a bit of Yoruba) If you are in a sophisticated area like Banana Island, here is how the ATM would communicate; ATM: Welcome Mr. Zeal. - Please enter your secret pin. - How much will you like to withdraw? - Thank you for banking with us, Mr. Zeal. ... but if you are in places like Mushin, here is how it will respond: After a guy inserts his card, inputs his secret pin, ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaa omo iya, - sho wa pa? - sho ri e wa nbe? Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje. ATM: Elo ni k'omo aye po jade? (guy inputs 10,000) ATM: (dispenses cash). Omo iya, ma jeun lo ntie. IN A PLACE LIKE IBADAN. An Ibadan woman inserts her card, input her secret code.. ATM: (In Ibadan tone) - Ekabo Iya, - se wa pa? - So n sure? - Elo le fe gba? (Woman enters N2,000) ATM: Iya, ko ma s'owo lapo yin ke! (woman enters N2,000 again) ATM: Se ko nse afise? Mo so pe ko s'owo lapo yin. (For the third time, woman enters N2,000 again, thinking it was an error on the ATM's part) ATM: (Pauses for a while) Iya, Se ko re o? -Oma sooro kutukutu ke. -Alawin looro ojo aje. -Abaye se o ni? -To ba pe ko to fa kadi e yo, mo ma gbe je ni. -Alawin osi. IN A PLACE LIKE IJEBU A woman inserts her card and pin ATM: Omo alare, - elo ro nfe gba? (Woman enters N2,391.50K) ATM: Pause for about one minute, trying to understand the digits. After about a minute, ATM replies, ATM: Iya? mo nbor. E je nsare lor wa shenji wa . [www.facebook.com/CentralBankofJokes] 1 Like |
Re: Atm Response To Withdrawal by LailaIkeji1: 12:42pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
pleaseeeeeeeeeee translateee!!! ds looks sooo funny. plzzz |
Re: Atm Response To Withdrawal by atinkemi: 1:22pm On Apr 25, 2012 |
[pre][/pre]lolz |
Re: Atm Response To Withdrawal by crackhouse(m): 6:56pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
Wtf, i think this joke is for yorubas only. Pls go to yoruba section |
Re: Atm Response To Withdrawal by Ruqaya(f): 11:11am On Apr 27, 2012 |
Sooo funny, can't stop laughing. |
Re: Atm Response To Withdrawal by nitrogen(m): 2:31pm On Apr 28, 2012 |
Cant stop laughing, esp the ibadan and ijebu woman own. |
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