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Reincarnation by kellynoah: 6:45pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
A woman was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his spirit by having a seance. Sure enough, after the usual mumbo-jumbo of calling to the spirits, her husband's voice was heard answering, "Hello Margaret, this is meeee..." "Fred," she answered. I just have to know if you're happy there in the afterlife. What's it like there?" "Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined," Fred answered. "The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected. And the only thing we do, all day long, are eat, havin sex and sleep, eat, havin sex and sleep, over and over." "Thank God, you made it to heaven," his wife cried. "Heaven?" he answered. "What heaven? I'm a rabbit in australia." |
Re: Reincarnation by kellynoah: 6:59pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
Customer : My wife needs a bra but, I don't know the size. Sales girl : Touch my ... breas*t and try to calculate. Customer : Oh ! I forgot she needs panties too.. |
Re: Reincarnation by desperatem(m): 9:52pm On Apr 26, 2012 |
Hahahaha so funny @no 2 joke, badt sharp guy |
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