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Physics Test (how Hot Is Hell) by nativedoctor(m): 10:46am On May 04, 2012
A thermodynamics professor wrote a take-home exam for his graduate students. It had one question: Is Hell Exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof.

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more then one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:
#1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate then the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

#2) Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster then the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by one Ms.Jennifer (not her real name) during my Freshman year, that "it'll be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic.

The student got the only A.
Re: Physics Test (how Hot Is Hell) by Homar(m): 11:27am On May 04, 2012
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Re: Physics Test (how Hot Is Hell) by Ruqaya(f): 11:31am On May 04, 2012
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Re: Physics Test (how Hot Is Hell) by dani1luv: 11:32am On May 04, 2012
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Re: Physics Test (how Hot Is Hell) by Homar(m): 12:01pm On May 04, 2012
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Re: Physics Test (how Hot Is Hell) by Exponental(m): 12:06pm On May 04, 2012
My ans..........Order than religious belief, hell is not defined n there hasnt been anybody who went 2 hell n returned.
I therefore conclude that d temperature of hell is illusive n cannot be ascertained because "I dont believe in religion".
Re: Physics Test (how Hot Is Hell) by akereconfi: 12:57pm On May 04, 2012
Hell FIRE.......ask mountain of FIRE

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