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Nigeria by Naijagurly(f): 10:46pm On Nov 12, 2007
I am so happy.
i am going to naija in december.
yay! cheesy
Re: Nigeria by omen: 11:07pm On Nov 12, 2007
welcome. But don't go to Niger Delta Zone.
Now na blacks dem dey kidnap!
Some of them wen dey here go don inform their guys.
Re: Nigeria by topeteadr(m): 1:51am On Nov 13, 2007
No she meant she would be arriving at ajegunle.
Re: Nigeria by tessybaby(f): 9:03am On Nov 13, 2007
Naijagurly:

I am so happy.
i am going to naija in december.
yay! cheesy
This should not be a thread on its own

This girl is not normal.
Please anybody who can orient her to Pastor Chris' Healing School?
Re: Nigeria by arsenalfan: 9:15am On Nov 13, 2007
Please come to my house
Re: Nigeria by karlken(m): 9:50am On Nov 13, 2007
She will finally be arriving Naija from Warri! cheesy cheesy
Re: Nigeria by Migines(m): 9:55am On Nov 13, 2007
Lol. Maybe she thinks its intimidating to knw(THINK) that shes not in nigeria.

Ist she starts a topic bout she going to bed now shes comin to 9ja frm where ever d hell she is,
*pointing at self*
doz dis nigg£r write lyk he cares
Re: Nigeria by freezy(m): 10:24am On Nov 13, 2007
Madam, this is the JOKES section and mos def not news, information or media.
Naijagurly. . ., be guided!!! angry angry sad
Re: Nigeria by ituen(m): 11:22am On Nov 13, 2007
Naija girly is in USA (Ugochi Superstores, Aba) pls let her land before slaughtering her
Re: Nigeria by Naijagurly(f): 8:14pm On Nov 13, 2007
currently, i am in west palm beach, florida.
Re: Nigeria by topeteadr(m): 9:43pm On Nov 13, 2007
I think you meant "WEST SEPE BAR".
Re: Nigeria by topeteadr(m): 9:45pm On Nov 13, 2007
Sorry i think u mean warri sepe bar.
Re: Nigeria by showbobo(m): 9:47pm On Nov 13, 2007
i reserve my comment
Re: Nigeria by topeteadr(m): 9:48pm On Nov 13, 2007
Why dont spit it out now.
Re: Nigeria by Naijagurly(f): 11:24pm On Nov 13, 2007
My real name is Nike and i have now updated my profile for those stalkers
Re: Nigeria by Migines(m): 12:19pm On Nov 14, 2007
I cant speak 4 odaz but. . . . .I really dont give a damn bout
who u are,
what u are,
or where u are
so u can as well keep ur details to urself.
Re: Nigeria by showbobo(m): 12:35pm On Nov 14, 2007
Nike{Naijagurly} is just a daft brat.She's gonna pee in her pants if i ENTER her.Or what do you guys expect from a girl that is so dumb that she measures her bed to see how long she sleeps.
Re: Nigeria by clemcykul(f): 12:38pm On Nov 14, 2007
@showie buhahhahha lol pls show her the way!

lawddyy wat am i gonna do widout u all i love u guys grin grin grin grin lipsrsealed kiss

migs i neva meant that though grin grin grin kiss
Re: Nigeria by showbobo(m): 12:42pm On Nov 14, 2007
I love you too Clem.*i'll expecting you in my bedroom tonight again,lasnight was greattttt* grin grin grin
Re: Nigeria by Migines(m): 1:13pm On Nov 14, 2007
*reloads his AK and sets his Tec 9*
Re: Nigeria by Migines(m): 1:15pm On Nov 14, 2007
I really dont knw wat makes u enjoy ur dreams so much.
Re: Nigeria by showbobo(m): 1:21pm On Nov 14, 2007
*wearing his bulletproof vest and getting ready for the battle*

This is going to be the Fourth World War
Re: Nigeria by temmysexy(f): 2:41pm On Nov 14, 2007
my God wot is this? angry
Re: Nigeria by Naijagurly(f): 7:58pm On Nov 14, 2007
why don't you get da Zap out of here and ignore? did anybody tell you to read this or reply to it?
Re: Nigeria by showbobo(m): 8:10pm On Nov 14, 2007
Shut Up U cock sucker bleeper face, u flea infested pussy bleeping fart, you cum guzzling gutter slut infected pube hair on my ass, you shit stain licking, dog rapein, assrrammin, bannana suckin,toilet bowl drinkin, Undies smellin homo pie fcukin peanut eater.GO TO HELL,WE DONT FCUKEN CARE.
Re: Nigeria by Naijagurly(f): 11:31pm On Nov 14, 2007
if you are going to cuss some one out, at least check your spelling and use words that actually mean something to the person you are talking to.
Re: Nigeria by showbobo(m): 11:36pm On Nov 14, 2007
Naijagurly:

if you are going to cuss some one out, at least check your spelling and use words that actually mean something to the person you are talking to.

Idiot.It would never be meaningful to you cos you're dumb and you cant just use the F word without modifying it.I dont want to get banned cos of you perverted ding-a-ling.
Re: Nigeria by Naijagurly(f): 11:43pm On Nov 14, 2007
say whatever you will but i'll still keep talking my a.ss off
cool cool cool
Re: Nigeria by RichDad1(m): 12:16am On Nov 15, 2007
showbobo:

Shut Up You cock sucker bleeper face, u flea infested pussy bleeping fart, you come guzzling gutter slut infected pube hair on my ass, you shit stain licking, dog rapein, assrrammin, bannana suckin,toilet bowl drinkin, Undies smellin homo pie fcukin peanut eater.GO TO HELL,WE DONT FCUKEN CARE.
All this just because of a lady that doesn't invite you to check her post?? thats rude,as for others like you,why can't you guys just leave her alone and move forward?must you reply to every post or comments most of you have turned nairaland to your Office sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad better find something better doing with your time cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
@ Nike,
Anyways hope you have a safe trip back home smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Re: Nigeria by topeteadr(m): 12:30am On Nov 15, 2007
*hijacks an F-16, and gets ready to shoot down naijagurly's plane*.
Re: Nigeria by Aduks(f): 11:43am On Nov 15, 2007
showbobo:

Shut Up You cock sucker bleeper face, u flea infested pussy bleeping fart, you come guzzling gutter slut infected pube hair on my ass, you shit stain licking, dog rapein, assrrammin, bannana suckin,toilet bowl drinkin, Undies smellin homo pie fcukin peanut eater.GO TO HELL,WE DONT FCUKEN CARE.



showbobo:

Idiot.It would never be meaningful to you because you're dumb and you can't just use the F word without modifying it.I don't want to get banned because of you perverted ding-a-ling.

@ Showbobo
Do u think u need all these? i dont think u do, u r a man lets learn to respect one another, u can read anybody's post if u so desire but not all u must reply to.

@ Naijagurl
I love ur level of maturity displayed but try as much as possible to keep ur personal life personal okay?
Re: Nigeria by showbobo(m): 7:34pm On Nov 15, 2007
@Aduks

we are just trying to make this thread fun.No offence

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