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Its All About BIGGERBOY by ituen(m): 11:50am On Nov 13, 2007 |
TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake. BiggerBoy: You can't fool me, snakes don't have feet. HYGIENE TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? Bigger Boy: Don't bite any. BiggerBoy: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? BiggerBoy: Your name on this report card. TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? BiggerBoy: One dollar. TEACHER (sadly): You don't know your arithmetic. BiggerBoy (sadly): You don't know my father. |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by ituen(m): 11:51am On Nov 13, 2007 |
This old man in his eighty's (biggerBoy) got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, "Where are you going ?" He said, "I'm going to the doctor." And she said, "Why? Are you sick?" "No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills." So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?" She said, "I'm going to the doctor too." He said, "Why?" She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot." |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by ituen(m): 11:53am On Nov 13, 2007 |
Extracts from BiggerBoy's CV Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments. I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse. I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing. I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant. As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments. Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as job hopping. I have never quit a Job voluntarily Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave and They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Could not work under those conditions. The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers. Finished eighth in my class of ten. References: None. I've left a path of destruction behind me. |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by ituen(m): 11:54am On Nov 13, 2007 |
There was this young boy. As he was leaving to go to church, his mother gave him a dollar for the collection plate. On the way, he passed a hamburger stand, and bought a hamburger with the offering money. He ate half, and decided to save the other half for after church. He put the other half in his pocket. During church, the preacher was preaching, "The Lord is everywhere, He's in the heavens, He's in the air, He's on the earth, He's in your house, The Lord is everywhere!" The boy jumps up, says, "Preacher, can I ask a question?" "Sure", says the preacher. "Do you mean the Lord is everywhere?" "Yep, He's everywhere". The boy reaches down, opens his pocket and says, "Lord, if You're in there, please don't eat my hamburger!" |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by biggerboy(m): 12:26pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
Ituen,how come you know so much about me |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by ituen(m): 12:48pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
Its because your my boy and i brought you up |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by Migines(m): 3:27pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
@biggerboy i like dat strategy "when things fck u up, try fck things up" |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by biggerboy(m): 3:32pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
Migines:u dey feel me? |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by Migines(m): 3:51pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
Sure dude |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by topeteadr(m): 3:52pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
Bigger boy, i dey feel u like mad. |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by biggerboy(m): 3:59pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
Migines: tope_teadr: God bless u my boys |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by iwajay(m): 4:02pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
Ituen now wey u don sho say na u train smallerboy, atleast waive the carry over for him; will you? |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by biggerboy(m): 4:04pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
Na true o.I don even 4get say i get outstanding carryover |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by richo(m): 4:05pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
lol this jokes are funny men! thumbs up iteun, some fools post all kinda shit in this place that is ment for jokes.i dey laff u biggerboi. rusty old thing? gaddam thats sooooooooooo funny!!!!! |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by biggerboy(m): 4:15pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
richo: Richoco abi wetin b ur name?Na me u dey yab? |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by Nobody: 4:23pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
biggerboy !!!! i no know say you dumb like this o |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by biggerboy(m): 4:29pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
No be my fault. Abeg,make una beg oga make he waive the carryover for me |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by Emperoh(m): 4:31pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
ituen: @ Bigger boy. Thsi ur CV is so scintilating. I have a job for you but you will write a test, if you pass, 3 interviews. Don't ask me the job because I want you to dismember ITUEN. |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by Migines(m): 4:35pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
@biggerboy Na na na. Don't even start dat wid me, u know who's boss. |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by biggerboy(m): 4:57pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
*all eyes on me* |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by iwajay(m): 5:37pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
biggerboy: u wish |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by Khams: 5:53pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
hmmm!! an interesting cv |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by inxx(m): 8:23pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
bc na ituen nobody wants to say anything, don't any 1 here know that these jokes are re=cycled and has been posted in Nairaland for more twice Migines if na some 1 else posted it (apart from your partner in crime) the first u would ve said is "seen it before, recycled" don't worry i know what to do ! |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by topeteadr(m): 9:33pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
Biggerboy no start with migines okay. |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by showbobo(m): 9:36pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
*clears throat* |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by topeteadr(m): 9:46pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
Showbobo, logout before i lay my hands on you. |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by RichDad1(m): 1:48am On Nov 14, 2007 |
Biggerboi abi wetin be your name ? You see your life |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by biggerboy(m): 9:05am On Nov 14, 2007 |
Rich Dad: Nothing do me!!! |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by clemcykul(f): 10:05am On Nov 14, 2007 |
@biggerboy nothing do you how u go say notin do u wen u don expire |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by temmysexy(f): 10:59am On Nov 14, 2007 |
na wa for u guys oh. funny |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by Migines(m): 11:46am On Nov 14, 2007 |
@inxx u myte be ryte(seriously) but if u notice, i dint comment on d jokes(and hes lucky i didnt) if u've read some of his oda posts u'll knw i really dont give a damn who d poster is. |
Re: Its All About BIGGERBOY by showbobo(m): 11:55am On Nov 14, 2007 |
@Tope why do you like bullying me everytime |
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