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Funny Conversation by efuah(f): 3:36pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
Conversation between Condoleezza Rice and George Bush, (We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the You.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.And then get me the You.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the You.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the You.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the You.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? courtesy. . . sam milla |
Re: Funny Conversation by biggerboy(m): 3:52pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
Too long |
Re: Funny Conversation by nawa1(m): 4:38pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
just can't control my laughter. this is what i call JOKE |
Re: Funny Conversation by efuah(f): 4:49pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
yeah, too long but funny |
Re: Funny Conversation by nawa1(m): 5:13pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
if a joke is funny, its never too long to read. i wish the conversation continued. |
Re: Funny Conversation by ituen(m): 5:55pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
I got the conversation on audio. will paste it later on |
Re: Funny Conversation by Carlosein(m): 7:48pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
efuah baby, this is not just a joke, it's the mother of all jokes. had me rolling on the floor with laffffttaaaa |
Re: Funny Conversation by Naijagurly(f): 8:13pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
This is the worst joke i have ever read. maybe its because i've heard it 5 times before |
Re: Funny Conversation by minute(f): 10:49pm On Nov 14, 2007 |
uh-uh.funny. |
Re: Funny Conversation by efuah(f): 11:15am On Nov 15, 2007 |
errr naijagurly, not u alone o, it get me off my chair anytime i read it. . . . even if it's the 1000th time of reading carlosein minute, funny uh? ituen, get the audio sharp sharp o, i wan hear na wa |
Re: Funny Conversation by Aduks(f): 2:39pm On Nov 15, 2007 |
this is one of the best joke on nairaland, the best i've ever gotten from Sam milla. keep it up jare |
Re: Funny Conversation by oge4real(f): 3:11pm On Nov 15, 2007 |
Hey this joke made me loose control- just laughing without caution. |
Re: Funny Conversation by Migines(m): 4:29pm On Nov 15, 2007 |
I got d mp3 version on ma fone. Its even more hilarious. |
Re: Funny Conversation by clemcykul(f): 2:16pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
lemme conrtibute my lafta |
Re: Funny Conversation by umukoroke: 1:12pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
sam milla, I suspect that you do nothing but joke. I PRAY YOU MAKE MONEY FROM IT AND ALSO FIND FULFILMENT. |
Re: Funny Conversation by Emperoh(m): 3:05pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
Good one still laughing |
Re: Funny Conversation by AlphaStyles(m): 10:11pm On Apr 15, 2019 |
lmao |
Re: Funny Conversation by Nobody: 4:16pm On May 31, 2019 |
Engaging experience :-) |
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