THE BOSOMS

A man was about returning home to nigeria after a long spell in america so decided to shop for his wife back in nigeria.he got to the bra stands and could not recall the wife's bra size.the following ensued between him and MISS JANE the bra seller.
MISS JANE:What do your wife's bRREAST look like?
MAN:cant really, ?
MISS JANE:OK, are they like oranges?
MAN:no
MISS JANE:Pawpaw?
MAN:no
MISS JANE:Sugar cain?
MAN:haba! no no no no no no no!
MISS JANE:Eggs?
MAN:yes, yes exactly!. . . .
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MAN:but fried!


INSIDE THE PUBLIC TOILET

A man was at the public toilet sruggling just to drop a single SHITTZ after some 26 minutes.a hausa man entered and in no time was through with dropping 15 moist catridges of black shittz and was about to leave when the first man still struggling asked; ''oga, wetin be your secret? u nor dey waste time at all?"
the hausa man in anger replied "your mama be my secret eedioott!!! enemy of progress!!! "


THE INTERVIEW

Chukwuma attended a US VISA interview and was simply asked to come out with a sentence with the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW.After minutes of thoughts, he set off,
'' I WAS IN MY OFFICE ONE DAY AND HEARD MY TELEPHONE RINGING, ''GREEN-GREEN'', I WENT TO '' PINK'' IT, AND I SAID ''YELLOW,YELLOW''.


the interviewer had fit


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OKAY,

ANYTIME I FART, IT SMELLS SOOOOOOOOOO BAD
AM I NORMAL?
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THE WET DREAM
. . . so i veered onto the main road and sped away from the robbers, the police at the barrier stopped me but my foot would not leave the accelerator.it was my first time ever driving my family in my new pegeout 505 and was charged on by my kids constant meloduous chants; ''go daddy, go daddy, go daddy, " .i was driving at the highest speed and overtook all vehicles ahead of me, turning left and right, I was so proud of my self only to hear that usual irritating voice of my wife again saying, '' wake up you silly drunk!''. I woke up to find myself on the W.C moving my arms and feets left right and centre.It was all a dream.
I didnt own even a bicycle then

THE SUICIDE

PASTOR JONES SAW HELEN SQUATTING UNDER A SHORT TREE WITH A ROPE TIED AROUND HER WAIST LOOSELY.'' WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WITH A ROPE AROUND YOUR WAIST?'' ASKED PASTOR JONES.''I AM FED UP WITH LIFE, SO I AM COMMITTING SUICIDE'', REPLIED HELEN, (PASTOR JONES WONDERED FOR A WHILE)
'', SO WHY DONT YOU CLIMB UP THE TREE AND TIE THE ROPE AROUND YOUR NECK TIGHTLY?''ASKED PASTOR JONES.''I ALMOST DIED WHEN I TRIED THAT YESTERDAY, ''REPLIED HELEN

PASTOR JONES FAINTED

THE CLASSROOM

TEACHER:Good ''moaning'' class!

CLASS:Good ''moaning'' sah!

TEACHER:Good, today we are going to learn about birds, and note that birds are animals that have wings and can fly, is that clear?

CLASS:Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees sah!

TEACHER:Class, now based on the definition of a bird, give an example each, (hands go up)*teacher calls Ike,

IKE:Angel Gabriel sah! sah him get wings and can fly

TEACHER:This is blasphemy Ike, keep standing! yees, Daniel.

DANIEL:Sir, er, er , Guinea fowl

TEACHER:Good! Obinna?

OBINNA:Sah, Nigeria penalty!

TEACHER: Class, you may go out of break,

JAMB

1. DO snakes have kitty?

A)YES B)NO C)NONE OF THESE D)BOTH



THE FLIGHT

A pastor , a schoolboy and a lawyer won awards for excelling in their various disciplines and were flown to England to spend three weeks.On their way back to Nigeria, the Pilot detected a serious fault on the plane, so announced to the three, that there were only three parachutes on the plane, but he(the pilot) was taking one as the plane would crash in five minutes.Soon, the pilot and the lawyer had left the plane, meaning there was only one parachute left,.the ff ensued between the pastor and the schoolboy up on the plane:

PASTOR:Youngman, you know i am a man of God, and that i am heaven bound, so let me die okay? just save yourself with the last parachute,,,,

SCHOOLBOY:NO! you wont die as there are two parachutes here.

PASTOR:how?

SCHOOLBOY:The lawyer went down with my schoolbag





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BUSH PIG!!!!!

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[s][/s]Nice one dustbin

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Is dat really booqee?

No condition is permanent eh?
Bin, funny jokes bt still a kid

Ruqaya: No condition is permanent eh?
Bin, funny jokes bt still a kid

okay if u say i am a kid, come spend a night with me. . .i go show u well say. . .monkey no be man!!







*errects very hard*

Ruqaya: No condition is permanent eh?
Bin, funny jokes bt still a kid

okay if u say i am a kid, come spend a night with me. . .i go show u well say. . .monkey no be man!!







*errects very hard*

JOKES GRADING: A

Remark: 10 nights wit Ruqayah

sutoboy:

your momma die??

sutoboy:

your momma die??

For someone who claims he creates his own joke. Some of ur jokes are copy and paste! Ok?! I've seen few of them b4. though some are funny
Now as for dat picture, Why dyu have to upload ur girlfriend's picture on NL?? Don't u have regards for her? Anyway i'm happy u've got such a wife, at least she's still beautiful dan you.....cheers!

[quote author=booqee]For someone who claims he creates his own joke. Some of ur jokes are copy and paste! Ok?! I've seen few of them b4. though some are funny
Now as for dat picture, Why dyu have to upload ur girlfriend's picture on NL?? Don't u have regards for her? Anyway i'm happy u've got such a wife, at least she's still beautiful dan you.....cheers! [


quit pretending, that's you! [quote author=booqee]For someone who claims he creates his own joke. Some of ur jokes are copy and paste! Ok?! I've seen few of them b4. though some are funny
Now as for dat picture, Why dyu have to upload ur girlfriend's picture on NL?? Don't u have regards for her? Anyway i'm happy u've got such a wife, at least she's still beautiful dan you.....cheers! [


quit pretending, that's you!

blast from the past

Blast from d past ko... abeg go joor! the thread don go jare. I wonder why u wont let sleeping threads lie.

booqee: Blast from d past ko... abeg go joor! the thread don go jare. I wonder why u wont let sleeping threads lie.

laughing in chinko style

booqee: Blast from d past ko... abeg go joor! the thread don go jare. I wonder why u wont let sleeping threads lie.

witch!!! [

bin gbagbo:










witch!!! [

wizard!!! [

Nice jokes xpecially dat of d pastor n school boy but mak u try somtin funier, kpakororo.

Rotfl

NICE ONE HON. GBAGBO

[quote author=bin gbagbo][/quote]hehehehehehehe.....did i jst laf

Blast from the past