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Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 11:02am On May 15, 2012 |
Mr Akpors fiancee said to him, "Now that we are engaged, we should start calling each other pet names". He asked her, "So what do u want to be calling me?" She said, "I'll be calling u TIGER". "Why?" he asked. "Coz u're handsome, tall, charming, strong, calculating, smart & very good in BEDmatics". She then asked him, "What will u be calling me?" Mr Akpors said, "Zebra" The lady still smiling seductively, "Wow, that's lovely & sweet. Why did u choose such a lovely name?" "Because of ur STRETCH MARKS" 1 Like |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 11:10am On May 15, 2012 |
No b last week sunday we seat down for church naa him pastor begin preach we need to take our destiny very serious.Though destiny may b delayed it cannot be stopped.... naa him pastor ask: Hw many people hv watched merlin?: only two people rise dere hand... Naa him pastor talk.. U see merlin, d destiny of camelot was placed on his shouders... Naa him pastor ask again who among u done watch legend of d seeker: only two people rised dere hands, naa him pastor talk, dats is a very good film the deharans took over d midland but for d help of d seeker dey won.... Sooo u must take ur destiny very serious u dnt know d destiny of Nigeria may rest on ur shoulders... Naa him pastor ask again... hw many people hv watched SPARTACUS : naa him ever body for church rise dere hands, both d choirs, elders, ushers....all d workers... Naa him pastor halla::: DONT WATCH DAT FILM, ITS A DISTINY KILLER.... 4 Likes |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by real1babs: 2:25pm On May 15, 2012 |
Lol. U ar mouthed 1 Like |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by dbrightest: 5:57pm On May 15, 2012 |
nice 1 @ poster |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Ajibel(m): 6:10pm On May 15, 2012 |
Op try small 1% |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by dbrightest: 6:25pm On May 15, 2012 |
Ajibel: Op try small 1% shut-up must u criticize pple's joke all d tyme |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Ajibel(m): 6:33pm On May 15, 2012 |
d-brightest: Do u want me to criticise ur IQ? If no, post urs and lemme criticise, appraise or condemn and stop criticising my criticisms which is a way of helping jokers improve |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by dbrightest: 6:35pm On May 15, 2012 |
Ajibel: u know what babe!! U SUCK!!!! Get d hell outta here |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Ajibel(m): 6:54pm On May 15, 2012 |
d-brightest: ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( ;( GUINEA FOWLL |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 7:03pm On May 15, 2012 |
OMG!!! what's wrong with this couple fighting over my thread pls settle ur difference in your bdrm nt here |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 7:04pm On May 15, 2012 |
real1babs: Lol. U ar mouthed *blushing* thanks |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by ekeroyal(m): 8:18pm On May 15, 2012 |
*gives Vicky a hug & peck* Your best jokes ever, looking forward to more of this. |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 9:16am On May 16, 2012 |
ekeroyal: *gives Vicky a hug & peck* Vicky getting ready to give ekeroyal the PUNCH of his life!!!!! 1 Like
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Re: Fun time With Vicky by bunmioguns(m): 9:24am On May 16, 2012 |
Vicky My dear. . . . . Welldone. . . . Kip it up |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 7:23pm On May 16, 2012 |
thanks@ all MOGUL.O: lol i cant do dat |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by ekeroyal(m): 5:25am On May 17, 2012 |
~vicky~: Yea dear, don't mind the dork |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by mcnepow(m): 9:11am On May 17, 2012 |
good jokes, gave me my 2nd laugh for d day |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 9:24am On May 17, 2012 |
lol i cant do dat [/quote] Afraid of eke? Ok ooooo |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 9:26am On May 17, 2012 |
ekeroyal: Supported! Ewu ohia!! Hahahahah |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by ekeroyal(m): 12:16pm On May 17, 2012 |
^Tere muh vich lan |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 2:06pm On May 17, 2012 |
ekeroyal: ^Tere muh vich lan Otoro gbapia gi anya there! Aturu ohia!!!! |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by ekeroyal(m): 9:29pm On May 17, 2012 |
^kripya koi mujeh pishab piladeka -ji! rflmao |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 9:14am On May 18, 2012 |
take dis 1 A lawyer had fun in his car with his secretary n she 4get her pant in d car. His wife saw pant on d back seat n tore it apart,she screamed:s "so baby u ãя̩̥̊e̶̲̥̅̊ cheating on me?" †ђξ lawyer said angrily: "my L♥√ع U̶̲̥̅̊ have finish Ӎε̲̣̣̣̥, U̶̲̥̅̊ just destroyed an evidence of a rape case worth N10million". †ђξ wife fell on her knees n started crying n begging, "honey pls 4giv Ӎε̲̣̣̣̥, I'm so sorry........."L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿ .... Lawyers ãя̩̥̊e̶̲̥̅̊ very gud liars.... ...Ǧ☺☺ϑ ♏☺r♌i♌g 1 Like |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 9:30am On May 18, 2012 |
~vicky~: This yoke is very dry......... |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 9:31am On May 18, 2012 |
ekeroyal: ^kripya koi mujeh pishab piladeka -ji! Anu monkey!! Nkita ara!! Gerout jor..... |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 9:34am On May 18, 2012 |
MOGUL.O: ATTENTION SEEKER!!!! dont ve ya time |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by dbrightest: 9:45am On May 18, 2012 |
~vicky~: na only u gt bb......stop all dese bb font nonsense |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 12:03pm On May 18, 2012 |
A pastor wǎ̜̣̍s praying f☺r a man possessed with demon. He says ''ln T̶̲̥̅ђe̶̲̥̅̊ name of Jesus,ΨђåƮ ∂o U̶̲̥̅̊ want from †ђȋ̝̊ṣ̥ man ,Speak up before I cast U out this moment! .''D demon answers, ''i want him τ̅☺ win T̶̲̥̅ђe̶̲̥̅̊ America Lotto Draw worth $200billion tonight. 'T̶̲̥̅ђe̶̲̥̅̊ pastor lowers T̶̲̥̅ђe̶̲̥̅̊ microphone Aπϑ whispers, ''I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Jesus name, get out him and enter in2 me. lmao |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Nobody: 12:04pm On May 18, 2012 |
d-brightest: shutup |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by JojoArmani(m): 12:47pm On May 18, 2012 |
Vicky Lovely Jokes, de first one keep me rolling on de floor |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by Exponental(m): 7:25am On May 19, 2012 |
MOGUL.O:i tot u work @ a carwash.......wet it naaa |
Re: Fun time With Vicky by ekeroyal(m): 4:28pm On May 20, 2012 |
Exponental: The best joke I've ever seen todaY MOGUL.O: tum mne purah wallah---->zyada bakarah. Mein karate hun. Pand-i lan. bhen ke-lodah The funny thing is I decrypt all you're saying but till the end of the world u don't understand a single word I've posted. I need to stop this pls. |
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