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One Nigeria by honeric01(m): 12:23am On May 17, 2012
An Urhobo man invited hz frndz
FO̶̲̥̅̊Я̩̥̊ his father's burial, after
lowering d coffin, d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥y put yam,
rice, meat etc, into d grave. A
Hausa man asked why?:d Urhobo
man smiled & said, ''According to
our tradition, the dead man is
going on a long journey & need
all the food items. The Hausa man
dropped N100,000 inside and said
''When the food finish, buy more''.
The Yoruba man also dropped
N50,000.
The Igbo man smiled and brought
out his cheque book & wrote a
cheque of N200,000 dropped it in
the coffin & took the d N150,000
notes as change "saying nwanne
withdraw wen Ʊ reach dia
eehe"lwkmd.M̶̲̥̅ọ̥яn̶̲̥̅̊i̶̲̥̅ng̶̲̥̅ Oº°˚˚˚°º
palz
Re: One Nigeria by austinsmat(m): 7:04am On May 17, 2012
pls dont insult igbo man here
Re: One Nigeria by Jeovy(m): 1:03pm On May 19, 2012
thats is smart

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