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Riddles: Riddles: Riddles by Monicamony(f): 4:09pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
1.What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? 2.You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat? 3.What goes up and down the stairs without moving? 4.What can you catch but not throw? 5. I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I? 6. What's black and white and red all over? 7.What goes around the world but stays in a corner? 8. I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I? 9. Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I? 10. The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it? Q: What's white and can't climb trees? A: A fridge. Q: What's white and blue and can't climb trees? A: A fridge wearing a denim jacket. Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Someone threw a fridge at it. Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? A: It was sellotaped to the monkey. Q: How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? A: Open the fridge door Put the giraffe in Close the fridge door. Q: How do you put an elephant into the fridge? A: Open the fridge door Take out the giraffe Put in the elephant Close the fridge door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals are there, except one. Which one does not attend? A: The elephant, he's in the fridge. Q: There is a river you must cross but it is filled with crocodiles. How do you do it? A: You swim across, all the crocodiles are at the animal conference. Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor? Q: What do you call Postman Pat when he gets fired? A: Pat. Q: What do you call Fireman Sam when he gets fired? A: Sam. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? You open the refrigerator door, put the elephant in, and close the door How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? You open the refrigerator door, take the elephant out, then put the giraffe in, and close the door. The Lion King is holding an Animal Meeting, in which all animals must attend. Every kind of animal came except for one. What is the absent animal? The giraffe. Remember? He's still in the refrigerator. A team of adventurers came upon a river. They were about to cross it when they saw a sign that says: "Caution! There are alligators in this river!" What should they do to get to the other side? (No bridges!) Just cross the river. The alligators are at the Animal Meeting. What mouse has only two legs? Mickey Mouse. What duck has only two legs? Donald Duck? NO! All ducks have only two legs |
Re: Riddles: Riddles: Riddles by divanaija1: 4:29pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
1.A Towel 2. An ear of corn. 3. A Rug 4.A Cold 5.A Nose 6.A Zebra crossin??(Not sure though) 7.A Stamp 8.A Sponge 9.A Fire 10.A coffin. How far? |
Re: Riddles: Riddles: Riddles by Monicamony(f): 4:44pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
Let's find out whether others agree with u. |
Re: Riddles: Riddles: Riddles by finekid(m): 11:18am On Nov 17, 2007 |
Hmmnnn, I must say you guys are really trying! |
Re: Riddles: Riddles: Riddles by Monicamony(f): 12:14pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
thanx |
Re: Riddles: Riddles: Riddles by ituen(m): 6:45pm On Nov 18, 2007 |
Una try oh. See homework!!! |
Re: Riddles: Riddles: Riddles by clemcykul(f): 1:02pm On Nov 19, 2007 |
lemme ask my lesson teacher |
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