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| Da Neighbour's Hammer by Deedee49(f): 3:49am On May 23, 2012 |
A man is in court. D Judge says,"On d 3rd of August u're accused of killing ur wife by beatin her 2death wit a hammer,how do u plead?" "Guilty",said d man in d dock. At dis point a man @d back of d court stood up &shoutd "U dirty rat!" D Judge asked d man 2sit down & 2refrain frm makin any noise. D Judge continued"...&dat also on d 17th of September,u're accused of killin ur son by beating him 2death wit a hammer,how do u plead"? "Guilty",said d man in d dock. Again d same man @d back stood up &shoutd even louda,"U dirty rotten stinkin rat"!! At dis point d Judge calld d man 2d bench &said,"I hav already askd u 2b quiet,if u continue wit these outbursts,I'll hav 2charge u wit contempt of court. I can understand ur feelins,bt wat relationship hav u 2dis man?" He replied "He is my next door neighbor". D Judge replied,"I can understand ur feelins den,bt u must refrain frm any comments". D man replied "NO,ur Honor,u don't understand. Twice I hav askd if I culd borrow a hammer,&BOTH TIMES he said he didn't hav one"! |
| Re: Da Neighbour's Hammer by Nobody: 8:36am On May 23, 2012 |
nice one poster.... you gat me laughing.......... |
| Re: Da Neighbour's Hammer by slimchi2k2(m): 12:17pm On May 23, 2012 |
nice |
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