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Madmen by Kenistry(m): 11:45pm On May 24, 2012
A psychiatrist wanted to know how many of his patients have been cured of madness,so he assembled them in a classroom n drew a big door on the board.

He then told the class that if anyone could open the door on the board, that person would receive a gift of £20,000 and would be free to go home.

On hearing this, they all rushed to the board to open the door, except one young man who remained in his seat at the back smiling.

The psychiatrist, with joy and excitement on his face seeing that somebody has been cured of madness, went to him and asked, why didn’t u join your mates to open the door?

The young man replied, "don't mind those mad people, they are just fooling themselves, dem no know say the key dey my back pocket…"....lol

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Re: Madmen by toygod2: 11:34pm On May 25, 2012
NA U B D GUY WEY NO FOLO

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