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Aboki by toygod2: 12:09am On May 27, 2012
One sunny afternoon, i aboki man entered a restaurant hurridly with angered face.
He then request for rice, then the attendant told him that rice is ready but stew is not yet ready.
The aboki man ordered,that it should be brought forth.
Before they could say jack,aboki man has finished everything in d plate.
Later,the attndant informed d aboki man,dat d soup is now ready.
The aboki then said,it should be brought forth.
In no time,d aboki man also drank d stew.
All of a sudden,dey just saw the aboki man tumbling and summersaulting.
They managed to hold him,and ask what the matter is.
The aboi man said,im trying to mix the rice with the stew in my stomach.

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Re: Aboki by toygod2: 12:15am On May 27, 2012
A guy met with a beautiful damsel in Abuja,some weeks ago. and the following ensued between them.
GUY;Hello cutie
GURL;Hi
GUY;Wad up
GURL;Nuffin
GUY;Pls,wots d name?
GURL;Dorris
GUY;Gud, are u on facebuk?
GURL;sure....im on page 14. LOL
Re: Aboki by optimistD(m): 11:49am On May 27, 2012
;DD
toygod2: One sunny afternoon, i aboki man entered a restaurant hurridly with angered face.
He then request for rice, then the attendant told him that rice is ready but stew is not yet ready.
The aboki man ordered,that it should be brought forth.
Before they could say jack,aboki man has finished everything in d plate.
Later,the attndant informed d aboki man,dat d soup is now ready.
The aboki then said,it should be brought forth.
In no time,d aboki man also drank d stew.
All of a sudden,dey just saw the aboki man tumbling and summersaulting.
They managed to hold him,and ask what the matter is.
The aboi man said,im trying to mix the rice with the stew in my stomach.
another aboki. una wan kill me with laugh
Re: Aboki by slimchi2k2(m): 11:56am On May 27, 2012
sweet and funny, thanks
Re: Aboki by toygod2: 9:33pm On May 27, 2012
OH, IM BLUSHING............TANX Y'ALL. U D BESTEST
Re: Aboki by Sexyidiot(f): 3:23pm On Jul 27, 2022
toygod2:
One sunny afternoon, i aboki man entered a restaurant hurridly with angered face.
He then request for rice, then the attendant told him that rice is ready but stew is not yet ready.
The aboki man ordered,that it should be brought forth.
Before they could say jack,aboki man has finished everything in d plate.
Later,the attndant informed d aboki man,dat d soup is now ready.
The aboki then said,it should be brought forth.
In no time,d aboki man also drank d stew.
All of a sudden,dey just saw the aboki man tumbling and summersaulting.
They managed to hold him,and ask what the matter is.
The aboiki man said,im trying to mix the rice with the stew in my stomach.

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