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Double Illiterates. by Laitesmart(m): 8:18pm On May 27, 2012
Driver - Ogbeni, call passengers 4 me nw. Abi u dey mad?

Conductor - Wetin sef. I never try since morning. Man never chop anything. I no fit kill my sef.

Driver - See this foolish boy wey d tell me say im don try. U dis illiterate.

Conductor - Oga, which one nw? Haba, wetin concern illiterate 4 dis matter? Why u go dey call me illiterate? If u no knw, i go school pass you o!

Driver - Hen-en! Oya spell school make we see!

Conductor - S K U !

Driver - God save you. I 4 kill you today! I think say u no go get am!

Lol!
Re: Double Illiterates. by JojoArmani(m): 9:56pm On May 27, 2012
buhahahahahaha laughin in pigin. Laugh wan kill me for here. O boy u try jare. Me likey
Re: Double Illiterates. by Lagusta(m): 10:17pm On May 27, 2012
S K U = school!!! LWTMB DIEE grin smiley cheesy
Re: Double Illiterates. by crackhouse(m): 10:32pm On May 27, 2012
Very dry
Re: Double Illiterates. by Laitesmart(m): 8:12am On May 28, 2012
crackhouse: Very dry
why won't it be dry? Where is yours? Everything about you sounds dry. CRACKHOUSE. U no go repair ur brain wey don crack and dry.

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