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Sim Card Palaver ( A Most Read!!!) by Valiantvaliant(m): 9:40pm On May 27, 2012
A man came to MTN office and was furiosly shouting at the receptionist for an audience wit an agent. As d receptionist was tryin to calm him down,he out of anger gave her a wonderful slap on her right cheek nd she courageosly returned back d courtesy.(i.e slapped him back). A fight broke out but the people there intervened and the manager was finaly summoned,afta havin scolded d receptionist 4 assaultin a customer (clearly knwin it was'nt ha fault) he den apologised to d man nd asked him his problem ,he sed his sim card had bin blocked for no reason. D manager asked 4 the sim card for analysis. On receivin d sim d manager stared at it 4 sum time b4 administering an official slap to the man to the amazement of al present. On seein d inquirin eyes of d audience d manager opened his palm to reveal d man's sim card nd ''lo and behold it was an AIRTEL SIM''. I say d receptionist shud b allowed 2 finish him off. Hahahahahaha
Re: Sim Card Palaver ( A Most Read!!!) by Lagusta(m): 10:32pm On May 27, 2012
This is my official reply:

1. "a must read" not "a most read" #GBAGAUN#

2. Dis joke dry like a newborn's kitty

3. If thats ur pic, well....... THIS IS A JOKES SECTION. NOT A MODELLING CONTEST, GET IT!!!
Re: Sim Card Palaver ( A Most Read!!!) by mxxpunkxx: 11:18pm On May 27, 2012
^^^ MURDER MURDER grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Sim Card Palaver ( A Most Read!!!) by hakunajay(m): 4:42am On May 28, 2012
Hahahahhahhahhahhahaha...
Re: Sim Card Palaver ( A Most Read!!!) by bunmioguns(m): 4:50am On May 28, 2012
which kind tory be dis.......dis one no even get any rank for Jokes section.......toooo dry like tinko
Re: Sim Card Palaver ( A Most Read!!!) by Nobody: 9:30am On May 28, 2012
Lagusta: This is my official reply:

1. "a must read" not "a most read" #GBAGAUN#

2. Dis joke dry like a newborn's kitty

3. If thats ur pic, well....... THIS IS A JOKES SECTION. NOT A MODELLING CONTEST, GET IT!!!


Here is the joke...hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
Re: Sim Card Palaver ( A Most Read!!!) by Nobody: 9:35am On May 28, 2012
Valiantvaliant: A man came to MTN office and was furiosly shouting at the receptionist for an audience wit an agent. As d receptionist was tryin to calm him down,he out of anger gave her a wonderful slap on her right cheek nd she courageosly returned back d courtesy.(i.e slapped him back). A fight broke out but the people there intervened and the manager was finaly summoned,afta havin scolded d receptionist 4 assaultin a customer (clearly knwin it was'nt ha fault) he den apologised to d man nd asked him his problem ,he sed his sim card had bin blocked for no reason. D manager asked 4 the sim card for analysis. On receivin d sim d manager stared at it 4 sum time b4 administering an official slap to the man to the amazement of al present. On seein d inquirin eyes of d audience d manager opened his palm to reveal d man's sim card nd ''lo and behold it was an AIRTEL SIM''. I say d receptionist shud b allowed 2 finish him off. Hahahahahaha


Too dry boy!

i have two questions for you....
1. what are you doing at the back of your class (JS2 Block) when others are inside learning?
2. why are you putting on sunshade when when is almost dark? Hope is not what am thinking ooo?
Re: Sim Card Palaver ( A Most Read!!!) by Lagusta(m): 10:21am On May 28, 2012
MOGUL.O:



Too dry boy!

i have two questions for you....
1. what are you doing at the back of your class (JS2 Block) when others are inside learning?
2. why are you putting on sunshade when when is almost dark? Hope is not what am thinking ooo?

pls ask am again ooo, d guy dress lyk person whey dey find job 4 mortuary.....
Re: Sim Card Palaver ( A Most Read!!!) by lilkech(m): 12:49pm On May 28, 2012
Lagusta:

pls ask am again ooo, d guy dress lyk person whey dey find job 4 mortuary.....

ha ha ha
Re: Sim Card Palaver ( A Most Read!!!) by Nobody: 1:27pm On May 28, 2012
Lagusta:

pls ask am again ooo, d guy dress lyk person whey dey find job 4 mortuary.....


Here is another JOKE!!!!!!!! Hahahhahahaahhahahahahahahahhaha
Re: Sim Card Palaver ( A Most Read!!!) by Lagusta(m): 3:36pm On May 28, 2012
MOGUL.O:



Here is another JOKE!!!!!!!! Hahahhahahaahhahahahahahahahhaha

cool cool cool
Re: Sim Card Palaver ( A Most Read!!!) by mcnepow(m): 4:19pm On May 28, 2012
grin grin grin grin
MOGUL.O:



Here is the joke...hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah


MOGUL.O:



Here is another JOKE!!!!!!!! Hahahhahahaahhahahahahahahahhaha


hahahahahaha! u don crazeee! laff wan tear ma belle
Re: Sim Card Palaver ( A Most Read!!!) by Nobody: 4:26pm On May 28, 2012
MOGUL.O:



Too dry boy!

i have two questions for you....
1. what are you doing at the back of your class (JS2 Block) when others are inside learning?
2. why are you putting on sunshade when when is almost dark? Hope is not what am thinking ooo?


hahahahaha

U TOO HARSH FOR THE MATTER
Re: Sim Card Palaver ( A Most Read!!!) by dani1luv: 4:58pm On May 28, 2012
my belle oh grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Sim Card Palaver ( A Most Read!!!) by Nobody: 5:42pm On May 28, 2012
dani1luv: my belle oh grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Dani1luv how re u doing?
Re: Sim Card Palaver ( A Most Read!!!) by dani1luv: 6:14pm On May 28, 2012
~vicky~:


Dani1luv how re u doing?
The last time we talked;
you said I wasnt your type. .
you gave me the insult of my life!
Re: Sim Card Palaver ( A Most Read!!!) by Nobody: 7:06pm On May 28, 2012
dani1luv:
The last time we talked;
you said I wasnt your type. .
you gave me the insult of my life!

am sorry abt dat i was angry then

never knew u wud take it like that

am sory once again
Re: Sim Card Palaver ( A Most Read!!!) by hakunajay(m): 8:18am On May 29, 2012
lol... This is why i love nairaland... Real funny jokes always spring out from stale rubbish so called jokes abi na yoke sef?
Re: Sim Card Palaver ( A Most Read!!!) by bunmioguns(m): 1:18pm On May 29, 2012
~vicky~:


am sorry abt dat i was angry then

never knew u wud take it like that

am sory once again


undecided undecided undecided undecided

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