A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-in. floppy
You hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.
Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead.

Lol

i don't get how this is funny

its nice, but not funny

@naijagurl
luks lyk u hvent accepted urself yet. This things cant be funny to u.

Naijagurly:

i don't get how this is funny

its nice, but not funny

u r something else . u bring so much fun to any thread cos u never seem to get anything and the replies u get from pple cracks my ribs

@ migines
na today

Nice one lad
I bet a CPU used to mean a life revival technique used by first aiders

Now, Naijagurly, what r we gonna do about u?
Come lemme give u a dose of Humour Booster pills

funyyy lol, i dont pray for my pc to crash, coz it it does am finished