Boy-- happy birthday sweetie ({}) :*
Girl-- thanks so much baby...so wats my birthday gift...*gift*/
Boy-- (pointing) can you see that red BMW parked over there?:/
Girl-- o my God!....
yes....yes...yes...i cant believe dis...
\=D/ ♥♥
Boy-- i bought you a toothbrush
of the same colour...
Girl--na THUNDER go fire you! Bastard! ...
: =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º .....
. . .Oya, u don laff finish
Goodnite... Wish me same buddie... ({})

nice one 8/10

Hope say no be wetin ya bf do you wey you post for us so. Cos ya byday falls in may too.nice joke!

hahahahahhhahahahahahaha Booqee no carry type of joke come my side cos heeeeeeeeeeeyyyy. De joke make sence joor

mikuz: Hope say no be wetin ya bf do you wey you post for us so. Cos ya byday falls in may too.nice joke!

laughs mikuz wetin booqee do u. Lolz

Jojo Armani: laughs mikuz wetin booqee do u. Lolz

no quarrel intended,was only asking!

Hahahahahah ;Dhahahahahah.. Dis is hot!

Lol booqee.

Dis joke mak sense......

Thanks guys!

mikuz: Hope say no be wetin ya bf do you wey you post for us so. Cos ya byday falls in may too.nice joke!

nah! As a mara of fact, the red bmw d guy was pointing at actually belongs to me , dats what my dude bought for my own bday last november :* . And correction, my bday's not may, its november7 incase u wanna buy gift my me.

bunmioguns:

"if u dey wish me well, e ma jere, if u dey wish me bad e ma gbepe"

I just checked.. Kai, this joke na copy and paste. It was copied from naijapals jokes section by boqee. Kai.. Our comedian lacks credibility

bennyraz: I just checked.. Kai, this joke na copy and paste. It was copied from naijapals jokes section by boqee. Kai.. Our comedian lacks credibility

i got mine from my facebook timeline. At least it wasn't copied from NL! Ok?!
Now, u fit shift go left, make i see road?

asiri ti tu.. Copy & paste. And u knw fit recognised or put d source of d joke below the write up which only showed u wanted d praise

nice joke

bennyraz: asiri ti tu.. Copy & paste. And u knw fit recognised or put d source of d joke below the write up which only showed u wanted d praise

guy wats your problem? Haven't you seen a good joke from a sexy babe before? Mtchew !
@booqee.
Ok babe i got it.

bennyraz: asiri ti tu.. Copy & paste. And u knw fit recognised or put d source of d joke below the write up which only showed u wanted d praise

if d tin dey pain u, abeg go mop ocean. mtcheww.....

booqee: if d tin dey pain u, abeg go mop ocean. mtcheww.....

hug transformer first sweetie

bennyraz: hug transformer first sweetie

thunder fire ur left yansh!

copy & paste.. Olo shi

old joke i used to yarn my galfriend

Onyeasi: copy & paste.. Olo shi

wait! Did u just call me oloshi?! Do u really know what dat means?? Well I won't say anything for now, I'll wait for ur reply. cos I want to assume u don't know d meaning. Till then I comment my reserve

Ajibel: old joke i used to yarn my galfriend

spoken like a true ajibel!

o na na,,,wot's my name?

walahi booqee u get mouth, attacking everybody dat attacks u.

Jojo Armani: walahi booqee u get mouth, attacking everybody dat attacks u.

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Why you wan make d damsel head swell like garri Ijebu, which kind mouth she get

booqee: Boy-- happy birthday sweetie ({}) :*
Girl-- thanks so much baby...so wats my birthday gift...*gift*/
Boy-- (pointing) can you see that red BMW parked over there?:/
Girl-- o my God!....
yes....yes...yes...i cant believe dis...
\=D/ ♥♥
Boy-- i bought you a toothbrush
of the same colour...
Girl--na THUNDER go fire you! Bastard! ...
: =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º .....
. . .Oya, u don laff finish
Goodnite... Wish me same buddie... ({})

Booqee...ar u referring to d red BMW I bought u last november?....don't worry,âm gonna buy u an escalade this november...just keep giving me my early morning BJ.

bunmioguns:

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Why you wan make d damsel head swell like garri Ijebu, which kind mouth she get

hahahaha but bunmi cant u see dat she is ever ready for all her attackers. Dont be surprise if she attack u o o . I no dey o

@OP sorry try to get a better BF, I believe you deserve more than tooth brush

booqee: wait! Did u just call me oloshi?! Do u really know what dat means?? Well I won't say anything for now, I'll wait for ur reply. cos I want to assume u don't know d meaning. Till then I comment my reserve

And what's the meaning of this? If i cover you

[img]http://www.50centloseweight.com[/img]Nice work!

Jojo Armani: hahahaha but bunmi cant u see dat she is ever ready for all her attackers. Dont be surprise if she attack u o o . I no dey o

frm d way u r commenting, it is as if u r still a newbie. . . . .anyway, she no fit do dt cos am d one dt Deflowered her.