Dear [____rejectee's name here_____], I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Ms. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reason(s)
you were disqualified from the competition:

[Check all those that apply] ___ Your stomach is bigger than mine.

___ Your name is objectionable subjecting my future children to it could scar and yes, scare them for life.

___ Your inadvertent admission that you "buy shoes by the truckload" indicates that you may be interested in me for something other than my personality.

___ You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me one.

___ Your "Putting on a few, aren't you big boy?" comment, given the 9 months pregnant size of your beer gut, was inappropriate.

___ You failed the faithful check.

___ I find your inability to cook & clean my house extraordinarily unappealing.

___ The fact that you live with your Mother reveals an inherent psychological syndrome that I fear is unbreakable.

___ The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation.

___ You mention your ex-boyfriends name more than you mention mine.

___ Three words: looks do matter.

Sincerely, [Your name here]

Ha ha ha

Kill, Kill, Kill

Guy ur tight. I comot cap for u

*quickly prints out the letter and heads for Tessy's house*

whoa

Chei!!! T E N D E R F U L!!!!! I hereby subsstitute the empty spaces with sugalips' name and forward it to her via DHL.

@emproh
suga waz neva urs ne way.
@biggs
wat happened to ur undying luv?

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@biggs
what happened to your undying love?
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It died.

Emperoh:

Chei!!! T E N D E R F You L!!!!! I hereby subsstitute the empty spaces with sugalips' name and forward it to her via DHL.

Like Miggie said, I was never yours so the letter don't mean anything to me.

at least i mean someting to you sugalips
raises an eyebrow

don't i

djcrooky:

at least i mean someting to you sugalips
raises an eyebrow

don't i

*whispers* I can't reply else Miggie,Saucekid, Ninjabyte and a host of others would walk out on me. I need them to protect me in the battles.

do not let any one hear this.


ON MY HONOUR I PROMISE TO TO MY BEST, TO DEFEND YOU AT ALL TIMES, AND BE YOUR SHIEKD AGAINST INSULTS AND CONDEMMNATIONS.
IF U PROMISE TO BE MY NAIRALAND GIRL

DJ, talk is cheap, you gotta prove it. Till then I reserve my comments.

Ha ha ha crooky crook. U wanna steal ma suga

YOU CALL GER SUGA SO SHE IS AS CHEAP AS THAT TO YPU,
SUGA THAT U USE TO SOAK COMMON GARII,
WELL SHE IS A DIAMOND TO ME

Yeah diamond dat u brake into pieces to make smaller objects only to show to ur frnds. I call her sugar cuz she's d only thing that makes my tea worth drinking.

Yeah diamond dat u brake into pieces to make smaller objects only to show to ur frnds . I call her sugar cuz she's d only thing that makes my tea worth drinking.

Oulalacious !!!!

@biggy
Love never dies
dat explains u never really did love me

still waiting for the letter though
when u come make sure u stop at the front door coz u know who is in my bedroom don't u? _{check Ituen's Location}

If I'm that girl o daran (you're doomed). in fact hell will let loose cos you don spoil my cv b dat.

Wat if he just comes and says hey gedout i'm through wid u.

I've already decided to dump right away.

I hope ur gf is not 4rm warri or benin. C0z if she iz. . . . . . . Nairalanders will miss u(if u knw wad'i mean)

___ You mention your ex-boyfriends name more than you mention mine.
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She'd probably dumped u 4 her Ex , n u didn't even kno it  ^{So much 4 a dumpin letter}

The word "dump" depends on who makes it official ist so i think it still works.

na really wa for u.

mhen dis negro is crazy,mhen dis aint civilized,its a non civilized way mate

@MIGGS the only sugar in ur tea is sugalips ryte funny lol

coz u know ure speaking tongue in cheek

na wa oo,another method of dumping.

@clem
clemy! Where u been? The honey in my lipton.