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Igbo Kwenu by DonTonero: 11:19am On Jun 07, 2012
An Edo man invited friends for his mother's burial, after lowering the coffin, they put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave.
An Hausa man asked why? The Edo man smiled & said, "According to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey &need all the food items they can get". The Hausa man dropped N100,000 inside and said, "When the food finish, buy more".
The Yoruba man also dropped N50,000 and said, add this incase it’s not enough.
The Igbo man smiled and brought out his cheque book & wrote a cheque of
N200,000, dropped it in the coffin & took the N150,000 notes as change, then said, "Nwanne, withdraw when you reach dia o...it is going to be a dangerous journey we don’t know how many robbers dey there so is beta u go cashless!...Igbo kwenu!
Re: Igbo Kwenu by Ajibel(m): 9:01pm On Jun 07, 2012
Epileptically dry angry
Re: Igbo Kwenu by Lagusta(m): 6:38am On Jun 08, 2012
Ajibel: Epileptically dry angry

d joke funny to me ooo, abi r u igbo
Re: Igbo Kwenu by realsammie(m): 7:02am On Jun 08, 2012
Ajibel: Epileptically dry angry
nothig they make sense 4 ur side. abi na boko haram member u be.metcheww
@poster u too much join
Re: Igbo Kwenu by Murphy7h4: 7:04am On Jun 08, 2012
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Re: Igbo Kwenu by mikuz(m): 11:40pm On Jun 08, 2012
Lol
Re: Igbo Kwenu by Ajibel(m): 7:25pm On Jun 09, 2012
Lagusta:

d joke funny to me ooo, abi r u igbo

over my dead body...me igbo

realsammie: nothig they make sense 4 ur side. abi na boko haram member u be.metcheww
@poster u too much join

God forbid...i cast and bind...i should be asking you that
Re: Igbo Kwenu by alahamad(m): 8:53pm On Jun 09, 2012
Ajibel: Epileptically dry angry

Sadist....hang ur self after u finish wankin....

@op....thumbs up

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