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I Have A Dream! by ayusman16(m): 6:58am On Nov 23, 2007 |
dreamt that, People, , I dreamt that, PHCN acquired MTN , Nigerian Railway Corporation also acquired Celtel And NIPOST bought Glo!! LASTMA was planning to buy Virgin Atlantic And Patricia Etteh took over from Dora!! Wealth Solution (wonder bank) bought Zenith Bank, ALAO AKALA took over from Soludo as CBN gov . Nigeria Police Force aquired Transcorp Hilton and our own ENYIMBA Football Club bought 91% shares in Manchesters United in preparation for a takeover. That PETER ODILI took over from Nuhu Ribadu (EFCC) ADEDIBU WAS NAMED THE NEW SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE UNITED NATIONS, IN RECOGNITION OF HIS ROLES IN STABILIZING DEMOCRAZY IN NIGERIA . That THE Under-17 GOLDEN EAGLETS TURNED THEMSELVES IN AND RETURNED THE WORLD CUP BACK TO FIFA, SAYING THEY ARE OVER AGED, then I suddenly woke up sweating profusely and panting. Chineka mee, It must have been a serious case of MALARIA ++. |
Re: I Have A Dream! by djcrooky(m): 7:24am On Nov 23, 2007 |
oh my God what a very hillarious joke , nice one, keep it up physic this is a terrible joke, it was nice at the beging but the malaria thing Bleep the whole thing |
Re: I Have A Dream! by Migines(m): 8:03am On Nov 23, 2007 |
Actually d malaria thing wunt make me give hm a piece of ma mind. Dat waz d only modification he did to the joke after its been posted her 2twice. |
Re: I Have A Dream! by ayusman16(m): 8:21am On Nov 23, 2007 |
@Migrain Does it matter if it has been posted twice? No be everybody don see am? U nko, u r a specialist in posting recycled jokes |
Re: I Have A Dream! by ayusman16(m): 8:24am On Nov 23, 2007 |
I meant @Migines. Didnt mean to misspell ur name! |
Re: I Have A Dream! by Migines(m): 8:28am On Nov 23, 2007 |
. . . . And datts y they luv me. Luk man i waznt actually dising u, in actuall fact, i came to ur rescue maybe wen ur brain is through booting, u'll c that. Don't holla bak i wunt miss u! |
Re: I Have A Dream! by ayusman16(m): 8:35am On Nov 23, 2007 |
;d ;d ;d ;d :d :d :d |
Re: I Have A Dream! by zolta(m): 9:20am On Nov 23, 2007 |
wassup migines, |
Re: I Have A Dream! by Migines(m): 9:24am On Nov 23, 2007 |
I'm gud. U? |
Re: I Have A Dream! by Migines(m): 9:24am On Nov 23, 2007 |
@zolta I'm gud. U? |
Re: I Have A Dream! by zolta(m): 9:28am On Nov 23, 2007 |
groovy, benn listening by the sides for some time now. u always seem to be on top o things in this joint, thats cool.got urself a buch o' foes tho, |
Re: I Have A Dream! by Migines(m): 9:37am On Nov 23, 2007 |
U got frnds u got foes lyf a'int no bed of roses. U come here often? |
Re: I Have A Dream! by zolta(m): 11:00am On Nov 23, 2007 |
yes, kinda, i had a hard time learning howto post on a thread or blog. took me a while to learn but always read ur stuff tho, reall enjoyed th enairaland movie.it was outtadisworld kool. bloody but kool. couldnt help noticing every1 trying t kill u , but u never died tho, |
Re: I Have A Dream! by Migines(m): 11:08am On Nov 23, 2007 |
Lol. Thanks Schwazzeneggar never dies in a movie. WELCOME TO NAIRAWOOD: D gud d bad and d bloody. |
Re: I Have A Dream! by zolta(m): 11:24am On Nov 23, 2007 |
anyways, is there a chat room on "nairawood" or do folks have to keep making threads, at this rate were gonna be knitting sweaters by christmas!!!!!! |
Re: I Have A Dream! by Migines(m): 11:27am On Nov 23, 2007 |
Nah it a forum. |
Re: I Have A Dream! by Migines(m): 11:27am On Nov 23, 2007 |
Nah it a forum. |
Re: I Have A Dream! by zolta(m): 11:33am On Nov 23, 2007 |
ok, like i have any idea what u mean by a forum |
Re: I Have A Dream! by ayusman16(m): 11:34am On Nov 23, 2007 |
Migines Schwazzeneggar Thot u were Jim Migine Iyke? |
Re: I Have A Dream! by zolta(m): 11:41am On Nov 23, 2007 |
yo ayusman! i know this ur thread and all, but me an the man in charge or trying to fraternize, lay low or u mite be bruised, top story on the eveving news!!!!!! |
Re: I Have A Dream! by ayusman16(m): 11:45am On Nov 23, 2007 |
@Zolta and who are u? |
Re: I Have A Dream! by saucekid(m): 11:51am On Nov 23, 2007 |
@ ayusman he's our gateman's son |
Re: I Have A Dream! by zolta(m): 11:55am On Nov 23, 2007 |
wassup sauce kid! brothers dont fight o. besides i go tell papa say u don reveal hin work to stranger, |
Re: I Have A Dream! by mellow(m): 11:56am On Nov 23, 2007 |
saucekid: Saltkit you have come again. 2 migines i de feel you [/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color] |
Re: I Have A Dream! by ayusman16(m): 11:57am On Nov 23, 2007 |
Really? No wonder |
Re: I Have A Dream! by Migines(m): 1:20pm On Nov 23, 2007 |
@volta i mean every 1 gets to c ur msg. @mellow thanks man. |
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