ChuksBlaze: In life be careful what u wish for - wished for cold now I have it can't even get up from bed . Good morning u all @psoto again no vex but I am an igbo boy must sell something to make money #in thick Igbo accent

#In thick Yoruba accent- eyin omo ibo se baje bayii naa. E ti feran owo ju. Ole! Barawo!
‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ friend, τ̅☺ make good money, do good business!
Final!

Ok o. I hear

Gods-child:
Good Morning House!!........*SECURITY ALERT!!*....*SECURITY ALERT!!*....*SECURITY ALERT!!*

We are moving to a new house this evening/night...so everybody should be prepared cos we have to move together, latecomers would be appropriately sanctioned in order of lateness...We all have between now & 7pm to pack our bags & baggages, make sure nothing is forgotten!...

@PSOTO, your excellency ma!...I would suggest you open the new thread any time from 7pm, after that you can post the link here so everybody would get it especially latecomers!...lolzzz...I think we should still retain the topic but with some few modifications sha...depends on the house...Now, lets see the first person that would post on the thread after it has been declared open by the Firstlady!

Permit me to sound a note of warning please, after the Firstlady must have dropped the link to our new house...nobody, I repeat NOBODY! should drop any post in here again...except if it happens concurrently or by mistake...please house, lets adhere to these...And if anybody has other suggestions as to how we can move to our new house in style, please tell us ooo...so we'll be prepared for it!....THANKS!

#BagPackingActivated#......Get ready guys!!......*One Love*

‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ C.S.O. speaking!!
We would do as you have said.

Gods-child:

Oh Yes!...I love challenges!!...Its game time bro!...just wait till my Lawyer sees this..."Trouble dey sleep, Yanga con wake am"...wetin he dey find??

Hehehe.... I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the first place who woke trouble up? ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ client clearly stated that his username is BANTTIEMAN not BOUNTY! N I don't think there's anything so tongue-twisting about the name!

Gods-child:
Wait, I never see IK this morning sha...@IK, wetin happen bro?...abi you still dey vex say PSOTO win us yesterday ni??...wey you nah, we dey pack go new house today oo!

Do we need him I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the new house? We can dash him this house naa. He'll have enough space for himself and his women!

Qyqhelormorh: Ok o. I hear

Good gel. Let's start with the kitchen.

psoto:
Hehehe.... I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the first place who woke trouble up? ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ client clearly stated that his username is BANTTIEMAN not BOUNTY! N I don't think there's anything so tongue-twisting about the name!

B4 u start ur agreement come buy clam forms Cos my court is a court of order
All rise judge blaze has spoken #hitting his big hammer like wood on a plate like wood 

ChuksBlaze:
B4 u start ur agreement come buy clam forms Cos my court is a court of order
All rise judge blaze has spoken #hitting his big hammer like wood on a plate like wood 

Hehehee.....u go fear judge! Hitting wood-like hammer on wood-like plate. Mschewwwww....
#ShakeMyHeadAndWalkAway!
Try another business.....

Qyqhelormorh: Good morn'g house, hope you all had a wonderful night rest. @ Abbasufi, I'm so sorry abt dt, seems like God's child forgot to tell me ni. Serve in kaduna abi wetin u call am? That's the last place I will ever desire to serve.

If you are posted to kd you will definately enjoy it, enough knock out and watching live films sure you will lyk it i hv been enjoying it tøø

psoto:
Hehehee.....u go fear judge! Hitting wood-like hammer on wood-like plate. Mschewwwww....
#ShakeMyHeadAndWalkAway!
Try another business.....

My lord I sincerely think psoto should be reprimaned and case adjourned till further notice, for this statement

psoto:
Hehehe.... I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ the first place who woke trouble up? ‎ ♏v̶̲̥̅ client clearly stated that his username is BANTTIEMAN not BOUNTY! N I don't think there's anything so tongue-twisting about the name!

My counsel is hotter than the sun. Oya now, God's child and CY bring it on.

psoto:
Hehehee.....u go fear judge! Hitting wood-like hammer on wood-like plate. Mschewwwww....
#ShakeMyHeadAndWalkAway!
Try another business.....

Laughing dexteriously. I might laugh for months over this oh. #tumblesANDlaughing#

KD? I beg, I'm the only child of my parents so I gotta live a safe life and stay away from the Boko Haram cities.

Gods-child:


Bros, Madam FirstLady has answered your question correctly...but let me chip in a few things just to corroborate her;
1) I remember vividly, the deadline for batch B was 1st week in May when they were being mobilized...so that means there is, at least, the grace of till August ending...that gives ample room for senate to approve your results
2) There is hope my brother...though school authorities may be unyielding at times...just keep praying for GOD's intervention
3) My school is still compiling names for batch C...but I know they would meet up by GOD's grace, cos they won't want to "dye Soyinka's hair nah"...shey you get??
...Now, as to your joining this wonderful family...Its good to have you as one of us...If you don't mind telling us what course you read, where you're based & where you'd like to serve if given the opportunity to choose??...Please don't be intimidated by our sense of humour, its what we do to keep ourselves together & spice up the thread...we thrash NYSC issues accordingly whenever they come up...feel free, feel among...as we await good news from your school's senate committee...*One Love*

Thanks bro,I studied biochemistry and I reside in Ibadan. I'll like to serve in the southwest region(any of the states). I must confess that you guys are doing a great job here,Thumbs up.

Hello Kikelomo.,
Mass Comm Grad, Right? My Most Important Female Friend Also Graduatd Frm D Dept...

psoto:
Abba, Abba...How come its now dat we're just hearing of dis ur ritual thing? Hmmmmm....U didn't do it for all the guys o...Abi na strictly female ritual? Just thinking ( I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ this holy month of Ramadan!)

HABA NA MY PSOTO

Gods-child:

hmmm....#LipsSealed#

Y? SAY UR MIND

psoto:
Sarii ke? I never marry Abbasufi now. Wetin u sef D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ do awake?
I see him too o....

BUT U WILL MARRY HIM SOON ABI?

psoto:

Yeeeyyy!!! Yipee!!!!! Merci beaucoup. I knew u weren't going τ̅☺ fall our hands. #Hugs n Kisses(no kisses, pecks should do naa)

WEN I DEY HERE! HABA NA!

Qyqhelormorh: Good morn'g house, hope you all had a wonderful night rest. @ Abbasufi, I'm so sorry abt dt, seems like God's child forgot to tell me ni. Serve in kaduna abi wetin u call am? That's the last place I will ever desire to serve.

LOOL

Brezzybone: My lord I sincerely think psoto should be reprimaned and case adjourned till further notice, for this statement

Brezzybone, be very very careful o. Don't let me hit the "wood-like hammer on your wood-like head" o. Mschewwwwww....Reprimand ko, Reproduce ni!

banttieman:

My counsel is hotter than the sun. Oya now, God's child and CY bring it on.

O yels. We're gonna make it! Yes, we can!

banttieman:

Laughing dexteriously. I might laugh for months over this oh. #tumblesANDlaughing#

Don't mind that desperate Igbo guy joor....

Qyqhelormorh: KD? I beg, I'm the only child of my parents so I gotta live a safe life and stay away from the Boko Haram cities.

Hmmmmmm.....Now I know why your name is Kikelomo.....

SBabaJ: Hello Kikelomo.,
Mass Comm Grad, Right? My Most Important Female Friend Also Graduatd Frm D Dept...

Hmmmmmmmm.....Just Passing....

wolebs0007:
Thanks bro,I studied biochemistry and I reside in Ibadan. I'll like to serve in the southwest region(any of the states). I must confess that you guys are doing a great job here,Thumbs up.

We appreciate ur joining us too....

Abbasufi:

BUT U WILL MARRY HIM SOON ABI?

Abbasufi, I don't intend marrying him o. Biko....

Abbasufi:

WEN I DEY HERE! HABA NA!

When u come D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ here nko? Wetin happen? Abeg park well o!!!

Please how many P.As do I have now? CY and God's Child please u guys should meet and discuss about it o. Abi do I need two? #Thinking.....

Where is everybody sef? I think its high time I got a job!