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Always Tell Our Wife D Truth(must READ) by buccal(m): 8:14am On Jun 09, 2012 |
A lady tells her husband to go to d store to buy cigarettes. He walks down to d store to find it closed.So he goes into a nearby bar to use d vending machine. At d bar he sees a beautiful woman n starts talking to her. They hv few beers n one thing leads to another n they end up in her apartment. Later, he wakes up n realizes its 3AM n says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to get really angr...y. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some powder. he rubs it on his hands n leaves. At d door, angry wife "Where d hell hv u been?" "Well, honey, I went to d store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to d bar to use d vending machine. I saw this great lukin girl there n we hd a few drinks n one thing led to another n I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Lemme c ur hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder . "You God darn liar! You were playing pool again!" Moral of the story : Always tell ur wife the truth. She won't believe u anyway 1 Like |
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