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Love Dress by ennyluv6(f): 4:09pm On Nov 23, 2007
A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, “What the hell are you doing?”

“I'm wearing my love dress,” responds the daughter-in-law, “We haven't made love in a long time.”

So the mother-in-law says, “Hm, maybe I should try that.”

She goes home to find her husband is not in, so she gets undressed. Two hours go by and finally she hears her husband's car. He walks in the front door and says, “What the Bleep are you doing?”

“I'm wearing my love dress,” says the wife.

“Well,” responds the husband, “it needs to be ironed.”
Re: Love Dress by sussy1(f): 4:28pm On Nov 23, 2007
Ironed? shocked shocked shocked na wahala be that oo
Re: Love Dress by MrTurkey(m): 1:33am On Nov 24, 2007
i presume the guys iron is out of order grin

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