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| Scream For Jesus! by Nobody: 11:36am On Jun 10, 2012 |
Little Billy came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor Mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Billy said, " Dad, our rooster's dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?'' His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven." "Gee Dad that's great," said little Billy. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Billy rushed out to meet him yelling, " Dad! Dad! We almost lost Mom today!" "What do you mean?" said Dad. "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus! Jesus!! I'm coming! I'm coming!!" If it hadn't been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"  4 Likes |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by neily(f): 12:00pm On Jun 10, 2012 |
Lol! I can imagine what happened after that. |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by Nobody: 4:04pm On Jun 10, 2012 |
neily: Lol! I can imagine what happened after that. lol! Mehn, thank God for uncle George sha! |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by Nobody: 4:06pm On Jun 10, 2012 |
bunmioguns: wetin be ur own? Do u lack comprehension skills?  |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by Roma1: 6:12pm On Jun 10, 2012 |
Dear uncle george must be dead by now 4 sure."holdin her down"was he realy doin just dat?LWKMD |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by Nobody: 10:16pm On Jun 12, 2012 |
cindyrella: hehehehe...I know where dis is headed...  |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by toygod2: 10:19pm On Jun 12, 2012 |
wetin make i tell u now? |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by Nobody: 5:57am On Jun 13, 2012 |
toygod2: wetin make i tell u now? u dey fear? |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by cindyrella(f): 12:00pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
fluid26: Where is it headed?  |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by Nobody: 12:50pm On Jun 14, 2012 |
cindyrella: U be kid? |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by cindyrella(f): 4:38pm On Jun 15, 2012 |
fluid26: I fit senior u oh |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by Nobody: 5:30pm On Jun 15, 2012 |
cindyrella: based on...? |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by cindyrella(f): 6:51pm On Jun 15, 2012 |
fluid26: U be kid? |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by Nobody: 7:55pm On Jun 15, 2012 |
cindyrella: hehehehehe..LWMMKHFG! Choi! E don reach dis levels? u no tell me on tym na. Anywhichway sha...no lele! I'm sure we can work it out. |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by donezra(m): 12:23pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
A plane was transporting alot of mad men to a major psychiatric hospital. The mad men were making alot of noise in the plane. A mad man then went to the cockpit and said to the pilot: mad man: please teach me to fly a plane. Pilot: i will, but first you have to tell ur friends to keep quiet so i can concentrate. The mad man let the cockpit and within seconds, the whole place was so quiet except for the noise of the engine. The mad man the returned to the cockpit. The pilot was surprised and asked. Pilot: wow, how did you do it. Mad man: i opened the door and told them to go outside and play 2 Likes |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by Nobody: 12:49pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
Classic! Nice one there dude! LDMMKHFG! |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by ElementG(m): 2:43pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
nice one @ poster  |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by Nobody: 4:17pm On Jun 16, 2012 |
Element G: nice one @ poster Thx Element! More ribs to ur ribcage! |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by cindyrella(f): 10:01am On Jun 17, 2012 |
fluid26: |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by Nobody: 11:02am On Jun 17, 2012 |
cindyrella: wetin na? Dis na early mrng o! u no dey go church? |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by Nobody: 1:23pm On Jun 17, 2012 |
 choi! Yebaleeee! With all dese hidden posts, it appears as though dis joke has been rated +18. Lol! |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by cindyrella(f): 5:21am On Jun 18, 2012 |
fluid26: No You must beg me! |
| Re: Scream For Jesus! by Nobody: 8:38am On Jun 18, 2012 |
cindyrella: beg u?  To what purpose? |
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