Dear ( )
I am writing to say what an excellent laundry product you have. I have used it since I was married, when my mom told me it was the best.Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better.
About a month ago I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse.My unfeeling husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and as usual I could not do anything right. One thing led to another, and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my new white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using the bargain detergent he had made me buy, but it just wouldn't come out. I made a quick trip to the supermarket to get a bottle of liquid TIDE with bleach. To my suprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out. In fact the stains came out so well that the police detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were negative and my attornety said that I would no longer be considered a suspect! I thank you once again for having such a great product. Well, gotta go, I must write a letter to the HEFTY BAG people. They also have a very good product.
Sincerely,
A menopausal wife

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