AKPAN bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book. The message reads:
My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610.
Please take note,

In a conversation:
AKPAN : I am proud because my son is in Medical College
Friend: Really? What is he studying?
AKPAN: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

Akpan visits his Doctor:
AKPAN: Doctor, in my dreams I play football every night.
DOCTOR: Take these drugs and you will be okay.
AKPAN: Can I take it
tomorrow? Tonight is the final game.

Akpan and his wife :
AKPAN: If 2moro I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I will stay with my sister, but if I die will you remarry?
AKPAN: No, I will also stay with your sister.

AKPAN comes back to his car and finds a note saying “parking fine”. He writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for the compliment”

How do you recognize Akpan in school?
He is the one who erases the notes from his book when the
teacher erases the board.

Once AKPAN was walking, he had a glove in one hand and
none on the other hand. So a man asked him why he did so.
He replied: The weather forecast announced that on
one hand, it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

AKPAN: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race; the winner will get the cup.
AKPAN: If only the winner will get the Cup, why are the
others running?

In a classroom:
Teacher: “I killed a person. Convert this sentence into future tense”
AKPAN: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.

AKPAN told his servant: “Go
and water the plants!”
Servant: “It is already raining”
AKPAN: “So what? Take an
umbrella and go”

AKPAN: People consider me as a “GOD”
Wife: How do you know?
AKPAN: When I went to the park today, everybody said, oh
GOD, you have come again.

epistle

^Bad belle ur plan no go work.

Scratches head

it's too dry.. try adding water next time

classical tale of copy and paste. oya make we laugh.[size=16pt]hahaha very funny[/size]

Nice joke I like it

Where is d joke?

bright007: Where is d joke?

you dis lesbian have u taken ur lunatic drug dis morning??

booqee: you dis lesbian have u taken ur lunatic drug dis morning??

bright007 yoy were looking for the joke abi? ^^^^^^ Here is the joke............





@booqee Imagine COAL calling POT "Blacky"

booqee: you dis lesbian have u taken ur lunatic drug dis morning??

bright007 you were looking for the joke abi? ^^^^^^ Here is the joke............





@booqee Imagine COAL calling POT "Blacky"

@Mugul. Did u drink gutter water twice today? Cos i wonder why u're posting two times.
#Justwonderingsha...

hahahhaha very funny lmao

nice chapter There. i luv it .. waiting for chapter two......

*yawns*. Here's the truth: It was a combination of known jokes. Too long and too dry.

Niceyenuf: *yawns*. Here's the truth: It was a combination of known jokes. Too long and too dry.

pls do quick and close ur mouth, d odour wan kill me. Abi u chop iru(locust beans) dis evening ni?? #Justaskingoh.....

Nice jokes dear, keep it up!

^^Fenks dear!

booqee: pls do quick and close ur mouth, d odour wan kill me. Abi u chop iru(locust beans) dis evening ni?? #Justaskingoh.....

abeg tellam again like him no hear, d mouth odour dey run my battery down. -no mind dem dear, kip doin wat u knw hw 2 do best- nice joke!

Thanks!

mrs akpan, .............u try

booqee: @Mugul. Did u drink gutter water twice today? Cos i wonder why u're posting two times.
#Justwonderingsha...

Lesbooqee! I didn't...Lady tom boy .......

No offence ooooo

MOGUL.O:


Lesbooqee! I didn't...Lady tom boy .......

No offence ooooo

gud morning to u too!

booqee: gud morning to u too!

Gud morning love .... How was ur night?

nice nice joke

I comment my reserve

~vicky~:
nice nice joke

thanks jare beta person!

bunmioguns: I comment my reserve

better!

this post is on the run

Akpan Akpan Akpan, find something berra!!!

booqee: pls do quick and close ur mouth, d odour wan kill me. Abi u chop iru(locust beans) dis evening ni?? #Justaskingoh.....

Hahahahahaha Actually, I was typing. I never opened my mouth. So the odour must be coming from somewhere else which only you should know where. Should i guess? Hmmn? Nah, lemme just leave u 2 ueself,

onyejiokem: abeg tellam again like him no hear, d mouth odour dey run my battery down. -no mind dem dear, kip doin wat u knw hw 2 do best- nice joke!

Your battery? *what will i say to u ooooooooh?* hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok, refer to the comment above. Yikes!

cp no doubt.. Bt I still lyk it.