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Construct A Sentence by radiation(m): 11:48pm On Nov 23, 2007
A Hawaiian and a Yoruba, in a language structure class, were asked to construct a sentence that contained the following words:

Green
Pink and
Yellow


The Hawaiian wrote:
"Every morning I put on my pink shirt, light up my green cigarette, and look up at the yellow sun."


The Yoruba wrote:
"Every time I hear the phone ring Green, Green, I pink it up and say Yellow?"
Re: Construct A Sentence by showbobo(m): 11:52pm On Nov 23, 2007
stale
Re: Construct A Sentence by bigbaby(f): 12:02am On Nov 24, 2007
@radiation that is so funny i cant stop laughing oh ma boi.
Re: Construct A Sentence by showbobo(m): 12:03am On Nov 24, 2007
i see you're new here
Re: Construct A Sentence by bigbaby(f): 12:10am On Nov 24, 2007
hell no am not. u wana knw more about me check BE THE LAST PERSON TO POST HERE.
Re: Construct A Sentence by MrTurkey(m): 1:14am On Nov 24, 2007
when was the last time you were the last to post there?
Re: Construct A Sentence by ituen(m): 9:25am On Nov 24, 2007
@Bigbaby

For the fact tha you started a thread doesnt mean that you are old. U may have registered nd not had the time to reply posts. But i'm not here to attack you.

The joke is fu**kin stale. Let me ask u somethin? Didnt u recieve this joke as a text msg sometime 3 yrs back
Re: Construct A Sentence by MrTurkey(m): 10:47am On Nov 24, 2007
ituen:

@Bigbaby Didnt u recieve this joke as a text msg sometime 3 years back
three years back is like 2004, she must've still been in kindergatten, don't think she had a phone then (still in the un-attacking spirit) undecided
Re: Construct A Sentence by ituen(m): 12:21pm On Nov 24, 2007
Yea she had a fone

motorola 2-way radio
Re: Construct A Sentence by clemcykul(f): 1:14pm On Nov 24, 2007
lol iteun
Re: Construct A Sentence by bigbaby(f): 3:10pm On Nov 24, 2007
ituen:

Yea she had a phone

motorola 2-way radio
laugh watever u say becoz. it so funny i 4got to laugh.
Mr. Turkey:

three years back is like 2004, she must've still been in kindergatten, don't think she had a phone then (still in the un-attacking spirit) undecided
in 2004 i was in year 9 k
Re: Construct A Sentence by kronkykay(m): 6:37pm On Nov 24, 2007
a real bigbaby!

u cant even defend yourself verbally.
Re: Construct A Sentence by Migines(m): 6:42pm On Nov 24, 2007
I noticed that as well.
Re: Construct A Sentence by bigbaby(f): 7:54pm On Nov 24, 2007
thank 4 noticing. thats y they call me bigbaby k.

i can defend myself physically Dow
Re: Construct A Sentence by Migines(m): 7:55pm On Nov 24, 2007
Datts not gud to know.
Re: Construct A Sentence by bigbaby(f): 7:59pm On Nov 24, 2007
y not. oh u think i fight. hell no. don't wanna ruin this beautifully face sorry. when i said i can defend maself phisically. it was for u to think of. boi keep thinking.
Re: Construct A Sentence by Migines(m): 8:01pm On Nov 24, 2007
Damn! I hope its not wad'im thinkn. . .
Re: Construct A Sentence by needeeg(m): 8:02pm On Nov 24, 2007
bigbaby:

y not. oh u think i fight. hell no. don't want to ruin this beautifully face sorry. when i said i can defend maself phisically. it was for u to think of. boi keep thinking.
Hmm, nothing do bigbaby!
Re: Construct A Sentence by bigbaby(f): 8:03pm On Nov 24, 2007
@ miggy wat are u thinking. tell me.
@needgeee wat
Re: Construct A Sentence by needeeg(m): 8:07pm On Nov 24, 2007
Is good defending urself phisically grin
Re: Construct A Sentence by Migines(m): 8:07pm On Nov 24, 2007
@bigb
U guess
Re: Construct A Sentence by bigbaby(f): 8:08pm On Nov 24, 2007
bigbaby dont guess. u tell her
Re: Construct A Sentence by bigbaby(f): 8:09pm On Nov 24, 2007
@ needgeee yeah man. do u defend urself physically
Re: Construct A Sentence by SugaLips(f): 8:12pm On Nov 24, 2007
I'm truly and honestly have no idea what y'all are talking/arguing about. undecided
Re: Construct A Sentence by Migines(m): 8:12pm On Nov 24, 2007
@bigb
then theres a clash c0z mig dont tell.
Re: Construct A Sentence by needeeg(m): 8:16pm On Nov 24, 2007
Oh yes, it shows the real Needeeg on era!


Better listen Lips sad
Re: Construct A Sentence by bigbaby(f): 8:17pm On Nov 24, 2007
@ miggy yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rite

@needgee okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Re: Construct A Sentence by finekid(m): 8:19pm On Nov 24, 2007
Nice joke there!
Re: Construct A Sentence by needeeg(m): 8:21pm On Nov 24, 2007
Hmm, this one ur shouting, guess ur hobie around!! shout am small abeg!! grin grin
Re: Construct A Sentence by bigbaby(f): 8:23pm On Nov 24, 2007
i will do so. if only i had one
Re: Construct A Sentence by Migines(m): 8:26pm On Nov 24, 2007
Wat happened to "romeo"
Re: Construct A Sentence by bigbaby(f): 8:27pm On Nov 24, 2007
i cant find him

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