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Wat U Gonna Do? by sutoboy(m): 3:09pm On Jun 12, 2012
A snake bites ur dad's *cock* and u re alone togeda in d desert!will u suck the poison out?
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by temhab(f): 3:14pm On Jun 12, 2012
shocked
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by Nobody: 3:48pm On Jun 12, 2012
Choi! Seriously confused!

Buh wait a minute, is it even possible to suck d poison out, and if possible, dat doesn't mean, he's healed already.

Anyway sha to answer ur qst, i go suck am o, he's my dad, and i can't watch him die na. But dats a really awkward situation oh. Shitz!
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by skales(m): 4:07pm On Jun 12, 2012
Op bro what does it feels like to be the only gayy albino from enugu state? No offence
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by Nobody: 5:48pm On Jun 12, 2012
^^ Sutoboy is yoruba, his name is temitope. Only God knows wat u av wiv ibo people undecided
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by sutoboy(m): 8:22pm On Jun 12, 2012
skales: Op bro what does it feels like to be the only gayy albino from enugu state? No offence
E easy?
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by bunmioguns(m): 9:05pm On Jun 12, 2012
booqee: Choi! Seriously confused!

Buh wait a minute, is it even possible to suck d poison out, and if possible, dat doesn't mean, he's healed already.

Anyway sha to answer ur qst, i go suck am o, he's my dad, and i can't watch him die na. But dats a really awkward situation oh. Shitz!
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Nvr knew u are expert in BJ
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by Nobody: 9:39pm On Jun 12, 2012
bunmioguns:
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Nvr knew u are expert in BJ
sharraap dere! undecided
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by toygod2: 10:13pm On Jun 12, 2012
Make e happen first
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by obtainfg(m): 6:13pm On Jun 13, 2012
sutoboy: A snake bites ur dad's *cock* and u re alone togeda in d desert!will u suck the poison out?
you must be mad to be going into a desert with ur father he wan go kill? Sutoboy u supos to be watching plate now
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by Nobody: 8:39pm On Jun 13, 2012
obtainfg: you must be mad to be going into a desert with ur father he wan go kill? Sutoboy u supos to be watching plate now
its not watching plate, its washing plate. No offence, whats d name of ur pry school?? grin grin grin *i mean dis in a good way* grin
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by bunmioguns(m): 6:54am On Jun 14, 2012
booqee: its not watching plate, its washing plate. No offence, whats d name of ur pry school?? grin grin grin *i mean dis in a good way* grin
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I bet dt Sutoboy must have been knacking ur akpako cos d way u r really defending him here is surprising
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by Nobody: 7:50am On Jun 14, 2012
bunmioguns:
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I bet dt Sutoboy must have been knacking ur akpako cos d way u r really defending him here is surprising
*checking bunmioguns temperature with my palm on his neck*
oh baby, i see you're very sick. Have u taken ur lunatic drug dis morning? Pls do...then u can come back and comment. grin grin
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by jackpot(f): 10:59am On Jun 14, 2012
booqee: Choi! Seriously confused!

Buh wait a minute, is it even possible to suck d poison out, and if possible, dat doesn't mean, he's healed already.

Anyway sha to answer ur qst, i go suck am o, he's my dad, and i can't watch him die na. But dats a really awkward situation oh. Shitz!
how i wish i was yourr papi. I go dey pray for snake bites daily!! tongue

what do you think? grin
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by seaman104(m): 11:09am On Jun 14, 2012
@ Boogee , no mind dem na only speak d truth jare.... dey just dey jealousy u 4 here.... carry go na u b d original doctor
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by Nobody: 11:25am On Jun 14, 2012
jackpot: how i wish i was yourr papi. I go dey pray for snake bites daily!! tongue

what do you think? grin
ur prayer shall be answered!

@seaman. Yeah on point joor. grin
anyway d name's BOOQEE, not BOOGEE. Ok??
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by seaman104(m): 11:38am On Jun 14, 2012
Ok thank u @ jackpot, na typing error cos am....
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by jackpot(f): 11:45am On Jun 14, 2012
booqee: @jackpot
ur prayer shall be answered!

boobsqee dear, kiss

yeah, what I stand to gain is greater than what I will loose since you'll be sending me to high heavens with your suckometer. cheesy

We'll pretend it's not a BJ, you know wink cheesy
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by Nobody: 12:37pm On Jun 14, 2012
seaman104: Ok thank u @ jackpot, na typing error cos am....
is it me you're calling jackpot? I was d one who corrected u, not jackpot. My dear, i think u need to rest. embarassed
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by Nobody: 12:48pm On Jun 14, 2012
jackpot: boobsqee dear, kiss

yeah, what I stand to gain is greater than what I will loose since you'll be sending me to high heavens with your suckometer. cheesy

We'll pretend it's not a BJ, you know wink cheesy
well then,thank God you aint my father. tongue

Don't worry whenever u become a father, i'll always put u in my prayers dat you'll always go to d desert aimlessly, and cobras'll always bite ur kpekus everyday of ur life, then i'll also pray God gives u a beautiful daughter that'll (unnecessarily) suck ur already snake-destroyed finger sized kpekus for u. Since you said its high heavens for you and it'll make u happy. I'm a very compassionate person, i'll always put u into my prayers, my friend. Okiez? Rest ur mind, no cause for alarm...... grin grin grin grin
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by bunmioguns(m): 2:43pm On Jun 14, 2012
booqee: *checking bunmioguns temperature with my palm on his neck*
oh baby, i see you're very sick. Have u taken ur lunatic drug dis morning? Pls do...then u can come back and comment. grin grin

Booqee, seriously, which kind weed you dey smoke nowadays undecided undecided undecided
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by Nobody: 5:48pm On Jun 14, 2012
bunmioguns:

Booqee, seriously, which kind food you dey eat nowadays undecided undecided undecided
i take my meals at aso rock wiv the pres.
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by ekeroyal(m): 6:24pm On Jun 14, 2012
booqee: i take my meals at aso rock wiv the pres.

Ah! Pls stay away from that place, I heard they have thick accents that can destroy your ear drums. I mean in a nice way, pls.
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by Ruqaya(f): 6:51pm On Jun 14, 2012
what's d question?
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by bright007(f): 9:09pm On Jun 14, 2012
jackpot: how i wish i was yourr papi. I go dey pray for snake bites daily!! tongue

what do you think? grin
This is å welcome development
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by sutoboy(m): 4:44pm On Jun 20, 2012
obtainfg: you must be mad to be going into a desert with ur father he wan go kill? Sutoboy u supos to be watching plate now

U well so?
anyway!Booqee I cherished u a lot ma'am!
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by Nobody: 5:52pm On Jun 20, 2012
peeps and exits
Re: Wat U Gonna Do? by sutoboy(m): 1:44pm On Sep 30, 2012
~vicky~:
peeps and exits

hey come back here

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