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God This Is Too Much. by olowo200: 8:14am On Jun 15, 2012
My cousin once went to a church revival the place was over crowded because the man of God was very popular then,so the church was jammed parked with people, is prayer time now,
Pastor - This year is your year ask God what u want u shall receive.
Cousin -God i want to buy land , i want motor bless me lord just then some one fart somewhere and the room was polluted with this unpleasant odour and remember the place was jammed

packed so my cousin was very uncomfortable and she didn't want to missed the prayer points so she continue thinking the smell will reduce,when the smell refused to go this is how she prayed
Pastor- You are entering ur glory pray
Cousin - God this smell is too much for me help me so that it doesn't suffocate me,God is too much I need u to deliver me.
Re: God This Is Too Much. by Nobody: 8:42am On Jun 15, 2012
Crap
Re: God This Is Too Much. by Nobody: 11:03am On Jun 15, 2012
nonsense!
Re: God This Is Too Much. by Nobody: 12:53pm On Jun 15, 2012
undecided undecided undecided
Re: God This Is Too Much. by toygod2: 10:28pm On Jun 16, 2012
Boy, wot are u doing here?
Re: God This Is Too Much. by space01: 10:40pm On Jun 16, 2012
cheesy AhahahAhahahahahaahah am laughinging course its so not funny but Weldone. Not easy to make people laugh anyway.
Re: God This Is Too Much. by WebSurfer(m): 5:18pm On Jul 15, 2012
Oh God. Which kin brainless pikin don register for nairaland? I don laugh tire, not for the joke, but the foolishness of the poster.. Take heart
Re: God This Is Too Much. by Dygeasy(m): 5:47pm On Jul 15, 2012
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should I laff Well I ll think about it.. Yeye poster
Re: God This Is Too Much. by Godsknight(m): 8:05pm On Jul 17, 2012
Rubbish! Dey should try to create children section on NL so dat dis stupid poster wil knw wia he belongs....
Re: God This Is Too Much. by lilkech(m): 7:22pm On Jul 18, 2012
@op i am an advocate of literacy

therefore i recommend a tiny book called STUDENT COMPANION for you

visit your nearest bookshop (or cheaper still MILE 2 UNDER BRIDGE) for your copy N O W !
Re: God This Is Too Much. by Emmaesty(f): 8:02pm On Jul 18, 2012
Did i miss the joke?
Re: God This Is Too Much. by binmacc(f): 9:52pm On Jul 18, 2012
rubbish......... where is the joke............
Re: God This Is Too Much. by Jakestar(m): 1:21am On Jul 19, 2012
LOL, the comments are funnier than the joke itself. LMKMD
Re: God This Is Too Much. by Jakestar(m): 1:21am On Jul 19, 2012
LOL, the comments are funnier than the joke itself. LWKMD
Re: God This Is Too Much. by StarrMatthieu: 2:36am On Jul 19, 2012
Very nice!

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