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Its Not Tribalism, Its Just A JOKE! by opee1231(f): 10:32pm On Jun 15, 2012
An Edo man invited his friends for his mother's burial, after lowering the coffin, they put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave.

An Hausa man asked why? The Edo man smiled & said, "According to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey & need all the food items they can get". The Hausa man dropped N100,000 inside and said, "When the food finish, buy more".

A Yoruba man also dropped N50,000 and said, add this in case it is not enough.

An Igbo man who was present at that time smiled, brought out his cheque book and wrote a cheque of N200,000. He dropped it in the coffin and took the N150,000 notes as change, then said, "Nwanne, withdraw when you reach dia o...it is going to be a dangerous journey, we don’t know how many robbers are out there and no one will be there to save you so just manage the check"
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Re: Its Not Tribalism, Its Just A JOKE! by MrGlobe(m): 11:37pm On Jun 15, 2012
Lol.. So who's the Smartest? cool
Re: Its Not Tribalism, Its Just A JOKE! by opee1231(f): 9:14am On Jun 16, 2012
Lol.. So who's the Smartest?


Of course the Igbo man, since the Yoruba and Hausa man wants to waste resources..lol..

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