Smartie gurl: Gud evening pals. Pls 4giv my absence. . . .there is this netwrk problm at da village nd luckily 4 us my cousin discovered a tree dat absorbs netwrk like hell, somehow we began to queue up at ths tree jst to make calls, each person is given 30mins to do wateva he or she wants to do. Lolz, am writing 4rm the tree at da moment cuz is jst my turn. Na MTN wahala sha. . . . Merry Xmas peepz!!

Idowuogbo:
No one noticed ur absence na! Y u dey write acts of apostles chapter 12 give we?

ItsModella:
I tire o..

@Smartie, so the whole village dey under one tree dey make call? one person, 30 mins? na wa, what village is this?

Idowuogbo:
Village or cave? Loolz..

ItsModella: if you sef get work, you for dey here?

Idowuogbo:
No one noticed ur absence na! Y u dey write acts of apostles chapter 12 give we?

Tashamania:

Lmao! Wicked! You shouldn't have.

CFCfan: Happy Boxing Day to Caracta, SeunPlus, Ogugua, Lalaosky, Lucenzo, ItsModella, AbiL, Eze Promoe, Idowuogbo, Kandiikane, uj sizzle, Mari Goretti, Nri Priest, Seun, Sexkillz, Becacia Barbie, Shollypopz, Semid4lyfe, Honeric et al.

CFCfan:

I dey resume on January 20th.

dont8: Wow, enjoyment galore; have a lovely holiday ahead.

Smartie gurl: Gud evening pals. Pls 4giv my absence. . . .there is this netwrk problm at da village nd luckily 4 us my cousin discovered a tree dat absorbs netwrk like hell, somehow we began to queue up at ths tree jst to make calls, each person is given 30mins to do wateva he or she wants to do. Lolz, am writing 4rm the tree at da moment cuz is jst my turn. Na MTN wahala sha. . . . Merry Xmas peepz!!

ItsModella:
what village is this?

Maria-Goretti:
I envy you joor....when you go come sign pv na?

CFCfan:
What's pv?

Maria-Goretti:
Payment voucher nah....are you a corps member?

CFCfan:

Oh, I live in California, USA. I go to school here in San Diego.

CFCfan: I would have to do the NYSC thing upon my return to Naija, if I want to get a job as a Nigerian.

CFCfan: I'm planning to visit sometime in July/August next yr. I'll probably stay for about 3 weeks before heading back to California.

Idowuogbo:
No one noticed ur absence na! Y u dey write acts of apostles chapter 12 give we?

caseless: land whre people make calls under one tree....

ItsModella:
I tire o..

@Smartie, so the whole village dey under one tree dey make call? one person, 30 mins? na wa, what village is this?

Smartie gurl: lolzz! Ah! Na jonce nah.

Smartie gurl: lolzz! Babe nt everythng in nairaland is real nah. Na joke i dey joke. Guez it waz nt funny,jst wantd 2 write somthng funny. My bad huh?

Smartie gurl: lolzz! Babe nt everythng in nairaland is real nah. Na joke i dey joke. Guez it waz nt funny,jst wantd 2 write somthng funny. My bad huh?

xynerise:
No dey cover up. Your village na Ogbunike cave