A boy and his father were playing catch in the
front yard when the boy saw a honey bee. He ran
over and stomped it.

"That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of
our friends, and for stomping him you will do
without honey for a week."

Later the boy saw a butterfly so he ran over and
stomped it.

"That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of
our friends, and for stomping him you will do
without butter for a week."

The next morning the family had sat down for
breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast
(no honey and butter.)

Suddenly a cockroach ran from under the stove.
His mother stomped it .

The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you
going to tell her Dad, or should I?"

;d ;d ;d ;d :d

tell her what? _{dont tell me its what i m thinking}

[sub][/sub]common say it out

Ace Joke. I love it.

this is very interesting

omg! u guys are cracking me up!

kids of nowadays have learnt bad thing, how dare u tell ur dad that during our own time, a nice joke Ojd,
Thank God the man no kill pussycat,

PUSSYCAT? My God, Body no be firewood oh!

See another Lil Johnny here oo, wetin concern the boy? hahahahahahah

interesting

xdos:

kids of nowadays have learnt bad thing, how dare u tell your dad that during our own time, a nice joke Ojd,
Thank God the man no kill pussycat,

Guy, u wicked oooo, see wetin u dey yearn, u wan make the man die?

thats rotten man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ojd:


Man, u wicked oooo, see wetin u dey yearn, u wan make the man die?

na y I come say thank God?

seductive:

thats rotten man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatz rotten?

pussy cat!!! haha