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*prayer Mode Activated* by bashydemy(m): 10:57am On Jun 23, 2012
O o pe oruko Jesu bi eniti Railway kolu(y)
Pe Emi Mimo o bi eniti Ilekun Moto mu lowo(y)
Wa kigbe pe Baba oooo
Sha mi ni Aake Isegun
Na mi ni Pasan Iye
Yin mi ni Bomb Aseyori
So mi si Tubu Owo
Baba gun mi ni Obe Ogo ...
O ya gba aduaaa aaaaaaaa=))

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Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by dani1luv: 5:18pm On Jun 23, 2012
bashy_demy: O o pe oruko Jesu bi eniti Railway kolu(y)
Pe Emi Mimo o bi eniti Ilekun Moto mu lowo(y)
Wa kigbe pe Baba oooo
Sha mi ni Aake Isegun
Na mi ni Pasan Iye
Yin mi ni Bomb Aseyori
So mi si Tubu Owo
Baba gun mi ni Obe Ogo ...
O ya gba aduaaa aaaaaaaa=))
[size=13pt]We'd appreciate it if you could translate in English also, remember NL is a Public Forum! and some users and guest who visit here might not understand what you jez posted
Cheers![/size]
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bashydemy(m): 7:57pm On Jun 23, 2012
Will work on that ok. Sorry
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by Nobody: 8:59pm On Jun 23, 2012
Dis is really crazy and funny. I'm just rotflmao! cheesy

bashy demy no vex oh, wetin be d name of ya church?! grin
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by Lagusta(m): 11:32pm On Jun 23, 2012
dani1luv:
[size=13pt]We'd appreciate it if you could translate in English also, remember NL is a Public Forum! and some users and guest who visit here might not understand what you jez posted
Cheers![/size]

If he translated into english, u won't enjoy the joke...

This made me laugh 2day
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by realsammie(m): 12:24am On Jun 24, 2012
so mi di boko haram fun awon ota mi
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bashydemy(m): 8:27am On Jun 24, 2012
booqee: Dis is really crazy and funny. I'm just rotflmao! cheesy

bashy demy no vex oh, wetin be d name of ya church?! grin
Lolz am a Muslim ooo but there is a church opposite my house and I just try to make something out of there prayer point ni jare
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bashydemy(m): 8:30am On Jun 24, 2012
Lagusta:

If he translated into english, u won't enjoy the joke...

This made me laugh 2day
Thanks jare dani, would have tell him that myself but he might result in tribal conflict
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bashydemy(m): 8:31am On Jun 24, 2012
realsammie: so mi di boko haram fun awon ota mi
hahaha na so u hate your enemies reach? I laffº°sotey I ˚º≈mistakenly º°˚º≈pressº˚≈your girlfriend bobbyº°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =)) =))...chai!
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bunmioguns(m): 11:23am On Jun 24, 2012
Taba ri ipa to ba ni ki o ma sewere wonu ogo re, orun ko gbe won mi
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Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by Nobody: 12:39pm On Jun 24, 2012
bunmioguns: Taba ri ipa to ba ni ki o ma sewere wonu ogo re, orun ko gbe won mi
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translate into english pls. Yoruba too konk!
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by Exponental(m): 1:00pm On Jun 24, 2012
The Interpretation:
Oo pe oruko Jesu bi eniti Railway kolu(y)- u call d name of d Lord like som1 train knocked down

Pe Emi Mimo o bi eniti Ilekun Moto mu lowo(y) - call d holy spirit like some1 whose hand got caught by a car's door

Wa kigbe pe Baba oooo- u shout fatherrrr

Sha mi ni Aake Isegun- cut me with d axe of success

Na mi ni Pasan Iye- beat me wit survivor canes

Yin mi ni Bomb Aseyori- blow me up victory bomb

So mi si Tubu Owo- throw me into d prison of money

Baba gun mi ni Obe Ogo ...- Father, stab me wit d knife of glory

O ya gba aduaaa aaaaaaaa=))-- now praaaaaay!
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Pls prepare ur offering ......interpretation is not free.
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bashydemy(m): 3:21pm On Jun 24, 2012
@exponetal try bro just that the joke won't make sense in english
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bunmioguns(m): 10:23pm On Jun 24, 2012
booqee: translate into english pls. Yoruba too konk!
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Ọkada Ibukun, ko gba ọ
.
ado oloro igbega, ọrun ko yin lu ọ
.
oyun ti o mo idi ẹ laye, ọrun ko jogun ẹ fun ẹ
.
Aake aseyọri, ko ma ṣa ọ
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bashydemy(m): 12:00am On Jun 25, 2012
bunmioguns:
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Ọkada Ibukun, ko gba ọ
.
ado oloro igbega, ọrun ko yin lu ọ
.
oyun ti o mo idi ẹ laye, ọrun ko jogun ẹ fun ẹ
.
Aake aseyọri, ko ma ṣa ọ
@the bold did she tell you she in need of pregnant?
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by mikuz(m): 2:12am On Jun 25, 2012
Are my in nairaland or yorubaland or what ?
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by Nobody: 2:14am On Jun 25, 2012
mikuz: Are my in Am I on nairaland or yorubaland Yorubaland or what ?

Nairaland.
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by mikuz(m): 2:18am On Jun 25, 2012
Ileke-IdI:


Nairaland.
are you shure ?
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by Nobody: 2:20am On Jun 25, 2012
mikuz: are you shure ?

beeni. Mo daju pe Nairaland lo wa.

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Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by mikuz(m): 2:35am On Jun 25, 2012
Ileke-IdI:


beeni. Mo daju pe Nairaland lo wa.
o bu ara na agba gi.
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bashydemy(m): 7:20am On Jun 25, 2012
@Mikuz no you are on Cedisland...
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by rrhostomy(m): 7:43am On Jun 25, 2012
Erín kè kéè sì p'èké mi
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by mikuz(m): 8:11am On Jun 25, 2012
bashy_demy: @Mikuz no you are on Cedisland...
and i was thinking i was in nairaland.
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by wizb: 9:56am On Jun 25, 2012
Nice one bashy!
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bunmioguns(m): 10:44am On Jun 25, 2012
bashy_demy: @the bold did she tell you she in need of pregnant?

Oya, subu sinu kanga aseyori re grin grin grin
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by mikuz(m): 11:12am On Jun 25, 2012
bashy_demy: @the bold did she tell you she in need of pregnant?
so you don join boko haram ?
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bashydemy(m): 12:16pm On Jun 25, 2012
mikuz: so you don join boko haram ?
Have you forgotten that you are my referral?
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by Nobody: 1:58pm On Jun 25, 2012
bashy_demy: @the bold did she tell you she in need of pregnant?
i wonder oh! Abeg helep me tell am undecided
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by shadrach77: 3:48pm On Jun 25, 2012
bashy_demy: Lolz am a Muslim ooo but there is a church opposite my house and I just try to make something out of there prayer point ni jare
you are a bloody liar! this joke is all over bbm, all you did was copy and paste angry angry angry
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bunmioguns(m): 5:36pm On Jun 25, 2012
shadrach77:
you are a bloody liar! this joke is all over bbm, all you did was copy and paste angry angry angry


Oya asiri tu grin grin grin grin
Re: *prayer Mode Activated* by bashydemy(m): 5:55pm On Jun 25, 2012
shadrach77:
you are a bloody liar! this joke is all over bbm, all you did was copy and paste angry angry angry
you are a the biggest fool. So if its on BB who is the originator? Can't someone copy from here to BB? And beside am on BB and I broadcast it on BB too now kill urself. Even its on my Twitter page onyi ara

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