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21 Commandments In A Marriage. by sapien(m): 4:59pm On Jun 24, 2012
*The husband is always right. *The husband is always the master of the family,even if he doesn't work. *The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going to bed, as well as before turning her back to him on the bed. *If the husband mistakenly hit the wife,and then comes a visitor,the wife should smile as if nothing happened. *The husband is still the master and has full control of all operations,even in bed. *Even if the wife is right,article number 1 takes over. *Before going to bed at night,the wife must always be in her night dress. *The husband never lies,but he enlightens. *When the husband is shouting,the wife doesn't shout back at him. *The wife should wait for the husband before making critical decisions. *The husband never comes home late,he is in a meeting. *The husband never goes out on his offdays,but he is in a family meeting. *The wife waits for her husband with her ideas. *The wife never overworks herself during the day to avoid getting tired at night. *The wife never goes to the husband's office,unless there is a case of emergency. *The wife should not make any kind of astronomical expenses without consulting the husband,even if it's her money. *All misunderstandings have to be solved by only the two in the bedroom without any intervention from a third party. *The wife never refuses her husband se.x. *The wife must not order her husband. *The wife has to limit her jealousy and not show it in public. *The wife attends to the husband's family without nagging and complaints.
Re: 21 Commandments In A Marriage. by Nobody: 6:11pm On Jun 24, 2012
A NOTE FROM A mi·sog·y·nist WHO SEEMS FORCED TO MARRY.

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Re: 21 Commandments In A Marriage. by slimming: 6:44pm On Jun 24, 2012
It really a commandment to fail in marriage

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