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Useful Office Phrases by djcrooky(m): 3:42pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
* Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. * I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. * I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. * I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. * I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again. * I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. * Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. * How about never? Is never good for you? * I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. * You sound reasonable: Time to up my medication. * I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. * I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. * I don't work here. I'm a consultant. * Who me? I just wander from room to room. * It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy. * At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits. * You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. * I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. |
Re: Useful Office Phrases by Migines(m): 3:52pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
Lol. They're most effective wen u're in a board meeting. |
Re: Useful Office Phrases by topeteadr(m): 6:48pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
Xactly migs. |
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