* Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
* I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
* I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
* I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
* I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
* I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
* Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
* How about never? Is never good for you?
* I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
* You sound reasonable: Time to up my medication.
* I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
* I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
* I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
* Who me? I just wander from room to room.
* It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
* At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
* You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
* I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Lol. They're most effective wen u're in a board meeting.

Xactly migs.