Politically Correct Holiday Greetings:

Best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral winter solstice holiday, practiced
within the most joyous traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, and with respect for
the religious persuasions of others, or their
choice not to practice a religion at all.

And

A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
medically uncomplicated recognition of the
generally accepted calender year 2008, but not
without due respect for the calenders of choice of
other cultures whose contributions to our society
have helped make Nigeria great, without regard to
the race, creed, religious, or sexual
preference of the wishes.

Love Equlibrium


Warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This greeting is subject to clarification or
withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to
actually implement any of the wishes for
himself/her or others.

I may be fat but you're ugly,
and I can lose weight.

Comon landers, dont yall hv stuff ya wanna say to the house??

Have a merry christmas and a fckn new year.


I dint want to leave u hear all by urself.

happyyy valentine in advance

Wish you all a happy xmas and merry last year

happy halloween and thanksgiving in advance

Happy easter and independence day in adv.

happy strafng new year

ben jay, ya dare diss ma tread? shey u b fine boy? well i gat news 4 u, ya finess go expire 31/12 2007 if u dnt retrace ur steps!!!! wit ya new year sandpaper face!!!!!

Ben i'd rather pass the advice if i were u.