THINGS I'VE LEARNT 4RM
NOLLYWOOD:....add urs
1. An actress can wear the same
hairdo for more than a yr, even in
longer flashbacks.
2. In every romance movie, som1
must die....
3. It is possible 2 hit a person
without actually touching them!
4. Any1 who gets hit by a car dies
immediately.
5. Poisoned food always tastes
better.
6. D best way 2 make money is by
visiting a'Babalawo' (herbalist )/
joining a cult/ sleeping with rich
men.
7. 1 of a pair of twins (identical or
not) is born evil.
8. There is never an end 2 ur
suffering, except death!
9. With a pastor... all things are
possible.
10.Gun shots & knock out sound
the same..
11. A movie has not been made if
at least one actor/actress has not
twisted his/her lips to speak
wrong phonetics.
12. U are in love...U want 2 take ur
girl out, D best place U take her 2
is...
*Mr.Biggs/ Tantalizers: where U'll
most probably see an 'ex' while
feedin each other.
*The beach: where it is imperative
dat U ride a donkey & carry her
playfully.
*Or the best: take her 2 buy som
new ugly clothes.
13. The police are extremely
efficient unlike their counterparts
in real life...
14. Every problem u av is spiritual
15.Wen u're shot in d chest, it
doesn't really matter, ur head will
be bandaged, same for ur legs.
16.When advertising a movie, u av
to shout cos people are deaf.
17. If a car crash has to happen, d
driver has to drive in a zig zag
motion on a free highway
without an oncoming vehicle and
then slam into a tree that wasn't
there before...
18. Sometimes d title has
absolutely nothin to do wit d
movie, and other times wen you
see d title and the poster, U know
it ALL.
19. At d end of a 3hr movie, u'l b
reminded dat THIS IS JUST THE
BEGINNING. WATCH OUT FOR PART
2...
And finally....
20. All Nigerian films are marketed
at Ebinpejo Lane Idumota or
Iweka road Onitsha...
lolz
am right or u want to add urs
Kip it rolling

there will always be a song that relates to the tittle

na wao. u don watch naija films tire

Hahahah, lol, so true! More. . . . !