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Things I've Learnt From Nollywood by BigBossMan(m): 1:43am On Jul 05, 2012 |
THINGS I'VE LEARNT 4RM NOLLYWOOD:....add urs 1. An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than a yr, even in longer flashbacks. 2. In every romance movie, som1 must die.... 3. It is possible 2 hit a person without actually touching them! 4. Any1 who gets hit by a car dies immediately. 5. Poisoned food always tastes better. 6. D best way 2 make money is by visiting a'Babalawo' (herbalist )/ joining a cult/ sleeping with rich men. 7. 1 of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil. 8. There is never an end 2 ur suffering, except death! 9. With a pastor... all things are possible. 10.Gun shots & knock out sound the same.. 11. A movie has not been made if at least one actor/actress has not twisted his/her lips to speak wrong phonetics. 12. U are in love...U want 2 take ur girl out, D best place U take her 2 is... *Mr.Biggs/ Tantalizers: where U'll most probably see an 'ex' while feedin each other. *The beach: where it is imperative dat U ride a donkey & carry her playfully. *Or the best: take her 2 buy som new ugly clothes. 13. The police are extremely efficient unlike their counterparts in real life... 14. Every problem u av is spiritual 15.Wen u're shot in d chest, it doesn't really matter, ur head will be bandaged, same for ur legs. 16.When advertising a movie, u av to shout cos people are deaf. 17. If a car crash has to happen, d driver has to drive in a zig zag motion on a free highway without an oncoming vehicle and then slam into a tree that wasn't there before... 18. Sometimes d title has absolutely nothin to do wit d movie, and other times wen you see d title and the poster, U know it ALL. 19. At d end of a 3hr movie, u'l b reminded dat THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. WATCH OUT FOR PART 2... And finally.... 20. All Nigerian films are marketed at Ebinpejo Lane Idumota or Iweka road Onitsha... lolz am right or u want to add urs Kip it rolling |
Re: Things I've Learnt From Nollywood by oruchechuks(m): 12:52pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
there will always be a song that relates to the tittle |
Re: Things I've Learnt From Nollywood by realsammie(m): 3:23pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
na wao. u don watch naija films tire 1 Like |
Re: Things I've Learnt From Nollywood by Flashaldrin(m): 8:23pm On Jul 05, 2012 |
Hahahah, lol, so true! More. . . . ! |
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