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Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by Nobody: 11:23am On Jul 06, 2012 |
Listen to a testimony: "Praise the lort. Hmmm! It's not a small something. Well, actually, it all started a two day ago, which I'm in my house, So a small hungry is catching me, So I look in the house nothing much to chop only small plantain which I've not fried before.... So, I tell myself to fry it and chop, as I'm frying that plantain so, phone ringing, So I look, it's a faring place, so I now run, which I reach there, it's my father which call, So I now say, father call after, plantain frying. I keep it. So now, I now turn around, as I turn around, all of a suddenly everywhere in myhouse have turn to smoke. Children of God as i'm approaching, smoke is bigging, smoke is just bigging and bigging. It's a fearing thing o!, if it's U self, afraid will catch you. So I now call on my God, I sing his sing which daddy say make we dey sing. The sing did not work oh!The smoke is still bigging make I talk true. So I now call the name of Jesus three times. I shout Jezus Jezus Jezus! All of a miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing, to where? I no know. It's a miracle sumthing ooo. Smoke start to disappearing small, small, small. Then, my plantain have burn to ashes. Hallelujah... Praise the lort somebodies. But my main testimony today be say, I chop that charcol and nothing happen to me. Church praise the lort. Alleluyah..=)). . . . . . . |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by tobechi74: 11:56am On Jul 06, 2012 |
I can't belive it ...i just laughd...,wot a miracle. |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by Nobody: 11:57am On Jul 06, 2012 |
A husband and wife were arguin bout which sex enjoys sex most..Male or female...the husband said: 'ofcoarse its us males..why do u think we r so obssessd wit it?''then the wife said: 'stick ur finger in ur ear..nd wriggle it..then take it out..which one do u think enjoys it..the Finger or the hole?' |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by Nobody: 11:58am On Jul 06, 2012 |
A crusty old man walks into the local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. " "I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?" |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by Nobody: 11:58am On Jul 06, 2012 |
A man asks a trainer in the gym: 'I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?' Trainer replies: 'Use the ATM |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by Nobody: 11:59am On Jul 06, 2012 |
After a Car Acident, The Following ensured between Chinoz the drive and a policeman ... Policeman: Man, how did u kill 50 people in a car accident? Chinoz: i was driving at about 120km/h, when i tried to stop i found that i had no brakes. i saw 2 men walking onthe street and a wedding on d other side of d street, who should i hit? Policeman: of course the 2 men,less damage. Chinoz: that's what i thought to myself, but when i did it, i hit only one and the other one ran to the wedding, SO I DROVE AFTER FOLLOWING HIM... |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by Nobody: 12:00pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
doctor:''alcohol kills slowly'' Lala:'' so waht?,,hus in a hurry?'' |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by Nobody: 12:00pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
An inspirational speaker said: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.” Audience was in shock and silence. He added: “She was my mother” A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husband tried to crack this at home. After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife” Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water! 1 Like |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by Nobody: 12:03pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
Girl invited her boyfriend over for dinner in her house, so that hecould meet her parents. While they were eating, it started raining heavily. The girl’s mother said: “Julius, I think you should sleep over here because this rain shows no sign of stopping anytime soon” After eating the mom went to the toilet and the father went to sleep while the girl went to the kitchen to clean the plates, when the girl and the mother returned, Julius was no longer there. As they were busy wondering where he was, he came back really soaking wet. Mother: “Where were you and why are you so wet?” Julius: “I went home to get my pyjamas! |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by Nobody: 12:04pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
A beggar walked up to a guy in traffic chatting on his BB and says"please help me,Give me some money. The guy said, sorry i don't have money today.The beggar then said ok please add me on your BB so you can ping me whenyou have money. Gud am guys |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by ogbamuno: 4:21pm On Jul 07, 2012 |
Dis is al fantastic guyz kip it upDis is al fantastic guyz kip it upDis is al fantastic guyz kip it up |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by Nobody: 5:37pm On Jul 07, 2012 |
ogbamuno: Dis is al fantastic guyz kip it upDis is al fantastic guyz kip it upDis is al fantastic guyz kip it upthanx man |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by Nobody: 5:39pm On Jul 07, 2012 |
A woman was beating her son for stealing. After beating him merciless, she asked; Do you know where your stealing habit will lead you to?. The boy replied; YES! His mother was shocked and asked; where?. The Boy said; THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY! |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by toygod2: 11:10pm On Jul 07, 2012 |
ok |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by pappy4real(m): 9:42am On Jul 08, 2012 |
good...all good |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by Lisa1: 10:49am On Jul 08, 2012 |
Nice work! |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by Dygeasy(m): 3:00pm On Jul 08, 2012 |
nice collection |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by Lagusta(m): 4:45pm On Jul 08, 2012 |
These jokes are good, especially that of the policeman and the drunkard, that got me crackin!!! |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by Dygeasy(m): 11:09am On Jul 09, 2012 |
Lagusta: These jokes are good, especially that of the policeman and the drunkard, that got me crackin!!!are u a nut?? Who cracks? d joker or d audience? |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by Nobody: 2:17pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
To impress his girlfriend, boy took her to a very nice Italian restaurant. He picked up menu & ordered Giuseppe Spomdalucci.. Waiter: sorry sir! thats the owner. (O_o)/ |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by Nobody: 2:18pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
read this very hillarious speech by Chinoz on his wedding . .During a wedding reception; Chinoz the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and here his is speech: 1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings. 2.Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car. 3. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for the wedding. 4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf. 5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown. 6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it. 7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication (hopefully next year). 8.Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today. 9.Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me. 10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage. 11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wifehow to dance. 12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds. 13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the joly juice drink 14. Appreciation to my co- tenants for contributing money for the cameraman 15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding. Thank you all. . **His inlaws fainted** |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by Nobody: 2:19pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
Jatwell took a picture holding a dog and uploaded it on facebook, then someone commented underneath saying " which one is you? " Jatwell replied back and said " THE ONE HOLDING YOU" |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by Nobody: 2:20pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
A man is driving when he sees the flash of a traffic camera. He figures that the picture has been taken for exceeding the speed limit, even thou he knows he wasn't driving too fast. Just to be sure, he goes around the block and drives past the same spot even more slowly. But the camera flashes again. He starts to think this is quite funny, so he drives even slower as he passes the spot again. Still the traffic camera flashes. He has the same result on the fourth try. The fifth time round he's beside himself with laughter when the camera flashes as he rolls past, now at snail pace. Two weeks later he receives five(5) tickets in his post mail for driving without a seatbelt. |
Re: Bekeee Wu Agbara(testimony Time) by Murphy7h4: 2:24pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
bump |
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