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Rich Hosts' Stress by Dygeasy(m): 10:38pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
See me see wahala ooo! I went wit a friend to visit his guy frm a very rich family. D maid approached me&asked MAID: what would u lyk to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee? ME: tea pls. MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea,bush tea or green tea? ME: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: how do u want it, black or white? ME: white. ... MAID: milk or fresh cream? ME: with milk. MAID: goat milk or cow milk? ME: cow’s milk. MAID: freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? ME: umm, lemme go with d freezeland cow. MAID: would u lyk it with sweetner, sugar or honey? ME: sugar. MAID: bee sugar or cane sugar? ME: cane sugar MAID: white, brown or yellow sugar? ME: abeg, forget abt d tea, jst give me a glass of water. MAID: mineral, tap or distilled water? ME: mineral water. MAID: flavored or non flavored? ME: infact get me an empty glass! MAID: do u want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug? ME: abeg, free me, i go swallow my spit..."• 1 Like |
Re: Rich Hosts' Stress by tobechi74: 2:30am On Jul 07, 2012 |
Funny... |
Re: Rich Hosts' Stress by Nobody: 7:50am On Jul 07, 2012 |
I've read dis joke like 134 times! Too old puleassse! Tho used to be funny..... |
Re: Rich Hosts' Stress by Dygeasy(m): 11:04am On Jul 08, 2012 |
booqee: I've read dis joke like 134 times! Too old puleassse!okay now |
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