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| Geddit? by Aiphie(f): 10:19am On Dec 03, 2007 |
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends, . Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here, 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet, Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia, , why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask, Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:- Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years, Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask, Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout, it's just the money. 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call, Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you dumb witted slowpoke. 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair, Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding, , 9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth, Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts? Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed. 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks, Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke. Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle , it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!! |
| Re: Geddit? by slitty: 10:22am On Dec 03, 2007 |
lmsao  |
| Re: Geddit? by tessybaby(f): 10:25am On Dec 03, 2007 |
AIPHIE ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh where are you from? we almost celebrated ur memorial party at the jokes sections |
| Re: Geddit? by Migines(m): 10:59am On Dec 03, 2007 |
Shes bak AND better |
| Re: Geddit? by ituen(m): 5:18pm On Dec 03, 2007 |
Long time aiphie |
| Re: Geddit? by clemcykul(f): 2:28pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
@topic geddit  yeah i geddit real good! heyy gorl welcome back! how waz ur sabatical leave ur welcome babie  |
| Re: Geddit? by saucekid(m): 5:14pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
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