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Mystery Cash In Your Bank Account. Will You Return It by OluAbuja(m): 11:01am On Dec 03, 2007
Guys please read the following and then give your response

Dear Dr. Don,
I recently got a deposit from a store where I spent $14.54.
The store debited the correct amount, but there's also a deposit
from the same place for substantially more than $14.54. Is this
a bank error or a store error? In either case, how long should
I wait before I can consider it mine?
-- Jenny Manna

Here is Don's reply

Dear Jenny,
It's not a waiting game. You should never consider the money yours.
It's more likely to be a store error than a bank error, since the
bank wouldn't initiate a deposit into the account from the store.
But it's an error in your banking account so you should go to your
bank to attempt to correct the account.

You've been a little bit coy about how much money is involved,
but it doesn't really matter. Mistakes happen in transferring funds
and the parties involved have the right to correct these mistakes.

The Bankrate feature, "Bank error in your favor" describes some
scenarios close to your situation and how they were resolved, but
waiting out the bank isn't the answer.

The full gist is on http://biz.yahoo.com/brn/071129/23544.html?.v=1


Back to you Nairalanders, taking into considerations your financial condition
and somehow you went to your bank to check your balance and discovered that
N650,000 was deposited into your account and you don't know who deposited it.

You waited for 2days, 2weeks, 2months and nobody told you that he/she deposited
money into your account, Fellow Nigerians what will you do with the money?

1. Tell the bank offcials that probably someone mistakenly deposited the
money into your account.

2. Withdraw the money and close the account.

3. Withdraw the money and give it to the motherless

4. Withdraw the money and move out of your present rickety apartment to a new one.

5. Withdraw the money and buy a car

What exactly will you do grin?
Re: Mystery Cash In Your Bank Account. Will You Return It by Migines(m): 11:15am On Dec 03, 2007
*stares wit d least sign of concern*
Re: Mystery Cash In Your Bank Account. Will You Return It by richo(m): 11:21am On Dec 03, 2007
this is just too long and useless to read embarassed
Re: Mystery Cash In Your Bank Account. Will You Return It by OluAbuja(m): 3:06pm On Dec 03, 2007
It looks as if some people are not given to details.

The question was, What will you do if you found that someone had
mistakenly deposited N650,000 into your bank account and you have
waited for more than 2months and nobody came to you?

What will you do with the money?
Re: Mystery Cash In Your Bank Account. Will You Return It by Migines(m): 3:41pm On Dec 03, 2007
*still staring*
Re: Mystery Cash In Your Bank Account. Will You Return It by topeteadr(m): 3:49pm On Dec 03, 2007
*looks 4 the joke* damn, the jokes' go to be here someway.* still searches 4 joke*.
Re: Mystery Cash In Your Bank Account. Will You Return It by dele9000(m): 6:12pm On Dec 03, 2007
Uhm. . . Option 2 sounds better!
Re: Mystery Cash In Your Bank Account. Will You Return It by OluAbuja(m): 7:29pm On Dec 03, 2007
Yeah Dele9000, one of my boys in the office is in the same school
of thoughts with you. He chose uption 2.

My Secretary could not take a decision undecided. She was just laughing and
finally said; "Oga it is not easy o" and i nearly injured my ribs with
laughter grin grin grin.

My Engineer said he would inform the bank officials because they
will eventually find out and then he might be arrested cool

Well, i still want to know your own opinion.
Re: Mystery Cash In Your Bank Account. Will You Return It by topeteadr(m): 2:07am On Dec 04, 2007
*stares* what a stale thread.
Re: Mystery Cash In Your Bank Account. Will You Return It by kronkykay(m): 8:57am On Dec 04, 2007
get the money first

then come back to shoot you!

coz you are prolly the only connection between the bank and i.


dddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmm

fucking stale!
Re: Mystery Cash In Your Bank Account. Will You Return It by Migines(m): 9:27am On Dec 04, 2007
*after staring 4 a very long tym*
WTF is dis?
Re: Mystery Cash In Your Bank Account. Will You Return It by tessybaby(f): 9:58am On Dec 04, 2007
what does it look like
after staring for the past 24hours,
Re: Mystery Cash In Your Bank Account. Will You Return It by Migines(m): 10:25am On Dec 04, 2007
A worthless piece of $hit ed is.
Re: Mystery Cash In Your Bank Account. Will You Return It by snugle: 10:28am On Dec 04, 2007
Is this a trick question?
Or is this a joke? grin
Re: Mystery Cash In Your Bank Account. Will You Return It by Migines(m): 10:29am On Dec 04, 2007
Maybe a problem.
Re: Mystery Cash In Your Bank Account. Will You Return It by snugle: 10:30am On Dec 04, 2007
Mystery cash in my bank acount?
I guess il spend the mystery cash mysteriously
Oh, what a joke!
Re: Mystery Cash In Your Bank Account. Will You Return It by showbobo(m): 10:12pm On Dec 04, 2007
i'll simply take the money and spend it on the treatment of your low IQ.

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