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A Young Mosquito! by Sharexgold(m): 6:09pm On Jul 11, 2012
A young mosquito went out flying for the first time in his life. When it came back the father asked, "How was it out there and how did you feel? The young mosquito replied, "It was great Daddy, everyone was clapping for me". The father replied "No one was clapping hands for you". Everyone wantes to kill you. The more they clapped, the more chances you were going to die. LESSON: In life, not all the people who celebrate you are well wishers. So, be WISE!

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Re: A Young Mosquito! by Nobody: 8:57pm On Jul 11, 2012
Sharexgold: A young mosquito went out flying for the first time in his life. When it came back the father asked, "How was it out there and how did you feel? The young mosquito replied, "It was great Daddy, everyone was clapping for me". The father replied "No one was clapping hands for you". Everyone wantes to kill you. The more they clapped, the more chances you were going to die. LESSON: In life, not all the people who celebrate you are well wishers. So, be WISE!

where is the joke
Re: A Young Mosquito! by bashydemy(m): 10:20pm On Jul 11, 2012
@op copied
Re: A Young Mosquito! by Nobody: 10:58pm On Jul 11, 2012
if dis is a joke, then it is dry! but if its an inspirational message, then its cool

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Re: A Young Mosquito! by supernet4(f): 12:45am On Jul 12, 2012
Sharexgold: A young mosquito went out flying for the first time in his life. When it came back the father asked, "How was it out there and how did you feel? The young mosquito replied, "It was great Daddy, everyone was clapping for me". The father replied "No one was clapping hands for you". Everyone wantes to kill you. The more they clapped, the more chances you were going to die. LESSON: In life, not all the people who celebrate you are well wishers. So, be WISE!
Re: A Young Mosquito! by omartins(m): 5:21am On Jul 12, 2012
This is not a joke but an INSPIRATIONAL and MOTIVATIONAL write-up. Love it sooooo much.
Re: A Young Mosquito! by Nobody: 1:33pm On Jul 12, 2012
booqee: if dis is a joke, then it is dry! but if its an inspirational message, then its cool


If it is a yoke nko??
Re: A Young Mosquito! by toygod2: 4:02am On Jul 23, 2012
NICE POST but in a wrong POST OFFICE.

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