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| Lack Of Confidence by feelgood(m): 1:59pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
Lack of Confidence Dobbins lost his eye in an accident and couldn't afford the price of a glass eye. So, he carved one out of wood, but he was so self-conscious that he never left the house. Finally, his friend Eddy came over and forced him to go out. "There's a dance over at the club," he said. "So what if one of your eyes is made out of wood?" "All right," said Dobbins. "But if anybody makes fun of my eye, I'm leaving!" He went to the dance and stood around, trying to build up his courage. Then he saw a woman standing alone in the corner. She was very attractive, but she had a hunchback. "She's worse off than me," Dobbins thought. "The least I can do is ask her to dance." He walked across the crowded dance floor and approached the girl. "Would you care to dance?" he asked. "Would I?!" she exclaimed. "That does it," he shouted. "Hunchback! Hunchback!" |
| Re: Lack Of Confidence by Migines(m): 2:11pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
Na wao |
| Re: Lack Of Confidence by benjay1(m): 2:25pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
@Poster You call this crap "Lack Of Confidence", Why not try "LACK OF YANS" ? |
| Re: Lack Of Confidence by kant26(f): 6:40am On Dec 05, 2007 |
in retrospect ur joke is quite funny, Would I, Wood eye, lol thats funny! |
| Re: Lack Of Confidence by dele9000(m): 10:15am On Dec 05, 2007 |
Lol! 'wood eye'. . . Nice joke |
| Re: Lack Of Confidence by temmysexy(f): 12:54pm On Dec 05, 2007 |
oookkkaaay. i gat it, nice joke   |
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